A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 18, 2017
“I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly”

"I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work” is a jocular saying about retirement. The saying was posted on Facebook on “Simon’s Scouse and all jokes page” on March 10, 2017.


Facebook
Simon’s Scouse and all jokes page
March 10, 2017 ·
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.

Twitter
Simon‏
@SimonsJokes
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
1:38 AM - 11 Mar 2017

Twitter
timespliters‏
@timespliters
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
2:41 AM - 11 Mar 2017

Twitter
happy hammer‏
@brooking1980
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
5:26 AM - 11 Mar 2017 from Harlow, East

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
5:04 AM - 18 May 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Thursday, May 18, 2017 • Permalink