A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 11, 2017
“I get fatter and broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work”

People who forget to bring lunch from home to work often have to buy it. A saying was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on August 11, 2017:

“I get fatter and broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work.”


Reddit—Shower Thoughts
I get fatter and broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work
submitted August 11, 2017 by trizztron37

Twitter
ShowerThoughts Bot‏
@thoughtsbybot
I get fatter and broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work #showerthoughts
6:13 AM - 11 Aug 2017

Twitter
RandomFun!‏
@RandomFun_
I get fatter and broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work
6:20 AM - 11 Aug 2017

Twitter
50 Shades of Sarcasm‏
@50Sarcasm
I get fatter and broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work
9:24 AM - 11 Aug 2017

Twitter
140 characters‏
@Infoz_Reloaded
I get fatter and broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work
5:59 PM - 11 Aug 2017

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Jose Manzo‏
@Jose_Manzo_
I noticed that I’m getting fatter & broker each time I don’t take my lunch to work.
12:16 AM - 12 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, August 11, 2017 • Permalink