A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 18, 2017
“My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, sushi left me”

"Sushi” sounds a little bit like “so she.” A pun is:

“My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, sushi left me.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on February 3, 2016.


Twitter
Dexter‏
@DexieSexie
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, sushi left me.
9:30 AM - 3 Feb 2016

Twitter
ToDJ‏
@dardanaak
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, sushi left me.
- by Akhil Kashyap in #ToDJ
10:58 AM - 5 Feb 2016

Twitter
♩♫ Craig Fisher ♩♫‏
@craig_fisher7
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, sushi left me.
1:47 PM - 5 Feb 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, Sushi left me
7:34 AM - 6 Feb 2016

Reddit—Jokes
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food
submitted May 11, 2017 by RodeRage
Sushi left me.

Twitter
Minor Njengour★‏
@Ivisu_
My girlfriend really hated me for the way I was fond of Japanese cuisine, Sushi left me.
7:14 AM - 15 May 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, May 18, 2017 • Permalink