A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“If I ever win the lottery, nobody around me will be poor. I will move to a rich neighborhood” (9/21)
“Three programmers walk into a bar…” (bar joke) (9/21)
“They don’t have to say it’s martial law if they call it a quarantine” (9/20)
“Quarantine is a safe word for martial law” (9/20)
“To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now” (9/20)
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"V8 is essentially cold vegetable soup"

"V8 is just cold tomato soup"

"Vacations are easy to plan — your boss tells you when, and your wife tells you where"

"Vacation calories don't count" ("Calories don't count on your birthday")

Vaccident or Vaxxident or Vaxxxident (vaccine + accident)

Vaccinazi (vaccine + Nazi)

"Vaccines are the leading cause of coincidence"

"Vaccines cause adults" (pro-vaccination slogan)

Vaccism or Vacism or Vaxism or Vaxxism

Vacism or Vaccism or Vaxism or Vaxxism

Vackseen (variant spelling of "vaccine")

Vackseenz (variant spelling of "vaccines")

Vacksinashun (variant spelling of "vaccination")

Vacksinate (variant spelling of "vaccinate")

Vacksination (variant spelling of "vaccination")

Vagenda (vagina + agenda)

"Vaginas are like gyms..." (NSFW joke)

Vain Stem (vain + Main Stem, for Broadway)

VaJINO (vagina + Jew In Name Only)

"Valentine’s Day is great, but the real holiday is February 15th, when all the candy goes on sale"

"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is"

Valley of Ashes (now Flushing Meadows Corona Park)

Valluco

Value Investing (Value Investor)

Vampire REO

Vampire Squid (Goldman Sachs nickname)

VanillaISIS or Vanilla ISIS (vanilla + ISIS)

"Vanilla extract is the garlic of baking"

"Vanilla extract is the ketchup of baking"

Vanilla (plain or ordinary)

Vanity Address

Vaporize (money that vanishes)

Variety

Variety Meats

Vaticanista (Vatican correspondent)

Vatican of Saloons (P. J. Clarke's nickname)

Vaudeville

Vaxdemic (vaccine + epidemic/pandemic)

Vaxie or Vaxxie (vaccine/vaccination selfie)

Vaxism or Vacism or Vaccism or Vaxxism

Vaxist or Vaxxist

Vaxport or Vaxxport (vaccine passport)

Vaxterminate (vaccine/vaccinate + exterminate)

Vaxtermination (vaccine/vaccination + extermination)

"Vaxxed, waxed and ready for action"

"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to climax"

"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to party"

"Vaxxed, waxed and ready to relax"

Vaxxident or Vaxxxident or Vaccident (vaccine + accident)

Vaxxie or Vaxie (vaccine/vaccination selfie)

Vaxxism or Vacism or Vaccism or Vaxism

Vaxxist or Vaxist

Vaxxport or Vaxport (vaccine passport)

Vaxxxident or Vaxxident or Vaccident (vaccine + accident)

Veducation (vegetables + education)

Veepstakes (Veep + sweepstakes)

Veep (vice president or VP)

Veer (football offensive formation)

"Veganism is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes"

"Vegans are like adults. First you hate them, then you become one and realize they were right"

"Vegans think people who sell meat are disgusting, but people who sell fruit and veg are grocer"

Veganuary (vegan + January)

"Vegan: because I'm too cool to be cruel"

Vegan Chili

"Vegan food ain’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it"

"Vegan food isn’t that bad once you add meat and cheese to it"

"Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes"

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie"

Vegducken or Veggieducken (veggie + turducken)

"Vegetables are just crunchy water"

"Vegetable soup is just a hot, wet salad"

"Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter"

"Vegetarian bacon is a goddamn hate crime"

"Vegetarian chili is just bean curry"

Vegetarian Chili (Meatless Chili)

Veggie Burger

Veggie Confetti or Vegetable Confetti (Veggie Confetti Taco; Veggie Confetti Chili)

Vegucate (vegan/vegetarian + educate); Vegucation

"Vehicle insured by Smith & Wesson" (bumper sticker)

Velvet Rut (Austin music scene)

VENDEX (Vendor Information Exchange System)

Vendy Awards

Venice of America (San Antonio nickname)

Venice of New York (Broad Channel)

Venison Chili (Deer Chili; Deer Meat Chili)

"Veni, Vidi, Venti" ("I came, I saw, I ordered Starbucks coffee")

"Veni, Vidi, Visa" ("I came, I saw, I did a little shopping")

Venture Capital (Venture Capitalist; Venture Capitalism)

Venture Socialism

Venus of MacDougal Alley (nickname of model Audrey Munson)

"Veritas Liberabit Vos" (SMU motto)

Vermont: Green Mountain State (nickname)

Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony ("vodka" backronym)

Very Vanilla (very + vanilla)

Vesey Squeezey or Vesey Squeezy (pedestrian traffic at Vesey Street)

Vetch Capital of the World (Cooper nickname)

Veterans Abandoned (Department of Veterans Affairs or VA nickname)

Vichyssoise

Vichy Republican

Victicrat

Victim Disarmament (gun control)

Victorian (inhabitant of Victoria, Texas)

"Victory is a political fiction"

"Victory is a thousand times sweeter when you're the underdog"

"Victory is surrender. Lockdown is safety. Hysteria is virtue"

Victory Lap

Victory Lap (an extra year of school)

"Video games are just really intense thumb wars"

Vietnamese Fajitas (Bo Nuong Xa)

Vietnam (Morrisania Air Rights buildings)

Vincent's Sauce

"Vinegar (wine's angry brother)"

"Vines creep, then leap" ("first year it sleeps, second year it creeps, third year it leaps")

Vintage Media

"Violence is the tool of the state. Knowledge and the mind are the tools of free people"

Violets, Bobcats (NYU teams)

Violets (cabbage)

VIP (Very Important Person)

Virginia: Beadle (nickname)

Virginia Farm Boys (Central Intelligence Agency or CIA nickname)

"Virgin Margarita? You mean green sadness water?"

Virtual Kitchen

Virtual Restaurant

"Viruses mutate over time. Covid started as a pandemic, and now it's become an IQ test"

"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare"

"Vision without execution is hallucination"

"Visualize Whirled Peas" ("Visualize Word Peace" pun)

Vitamin G (grease)

Vitamin N (nature)

Vitamin of Memory (Thiamine or Thiamin or Vitamin B1 nickname)

Vitamin T (tequila and/or tortillas, tacos, tamales, tostadas, tortas, tlacoyos, tlayudas)

ViVa (Viaduct Valley)

"VIX is high, time to buy; VIX is low, time to go"

Vladimir Meyer (cocktail)

"Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka"

"Vodka helps me appreciate the little things in life, like shot glasses"

"Vodka helps me appreciate the smaller things in life, like shot glasses"

"Vodka helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses"

"Vodka isn't a liquid. It's a solution"

"Vodka is just angry water"

"Vodka is just awesome water"

"Vodka is karaoke fuel"

"Vodka is vegan"

"Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions"

"Vodka pays the bills"

Vodka Sauce (Penne alla Vodka; Rigatoni alla Vodka)

"Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst"

"Vodka! Tequila! Whiskey! I call the shots!"

"Vogue" (1990)

"Voice, voice and more voice" (three requisites for an actor or singer)

Volcker Rule

"Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'don't let the balloon touch the floor'"

Volleyball (Volley Ball)

Volmageddon (volatility + Armageddon)

"Volume follows a trend"

"Volume is the weapon of the bull" (Wall Street adage)

"Volume is validity" (Wall Street adage)

"Voluntaryists: Diligently plotting to teach people that taxation is theft..."

Volunteer Capital of Texas (Comal County nickname)

Voodoo Economics

"People will vote their pocketbooks"

"Vote as you please, but please vote"

Vote-a-rama (Vote-a-thon)

"Vote blue, no matter who"

Vote early! Vote often!

"Vote for Nobody" (satire)

"Vote like your life depends on it"

"Vote like your rights depend on it"

"Vote or die"

"Vote with their feet"

"Vote with your fork"

"Voting comes naturally to cat owners. They're used to checking a box for a piece of shit"

"Voting Democrat/Republican is like competing in the Special Olympics..."

"Voting: Giving grown adults the illusion of control"

"Voting is like going to the movies. You suspend disbelief in a world of ridiculous fantasy..."

"Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa"

"Voting is the slave's suggestion box"

VPOTUS (Vice President Of The United States)

Vuelve a la Vida ("Back to Life" or "Return to Life")

V-J Day Kiss (August 14, 1945)