A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 16, 2022
“A crow walks into a bar, and he says ‘ouch’. It was a crow bar” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” There are several crow versions, some involving a “crowbar” and others involving a “murder of crows.”

“A crow walks into a bar, it becomes a crowbar” was posted on Twitter by Aditi Mittal on April 15, 2011. “A crow walks into a bar and asks ‘is this a crow bar?’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 16, 2019. “A crow walks into a bar. It was a crow bar” was posted on Twitter by “big round thing enthusiast” on January 20, 2020.

“A crow walks into a bar, which is not so funny, because it was a crowbar” was posted on Twitter by The Oddfather101 on June 21, 2014. “a crow walks into a bar. and he says ‘ouch’. it was a crow bar” was posted on Twitter by DJ Beanbag on August 4, 2018.

“A crow walks into a bar and orders a drink. Barman says I hope your friends aren’t coming. Last time they were here there was a murder” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 19, 2022. “A crow walks into a bar. Barman says; ‘I hope your friends aren’t coming later; last time there was a murder’” was posted on Twitter by Robert Wilkinson on August 16, 2022.

“Two crows walk into a bar and are charged with attempted murder” was posted on Twitter by Aroon Narayanan on April 20, 2014. “Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 14, 2015. “A bunch of crows walk into a bar. The bartender picks up the phone and calls 911 saying he’d like to report a murder” was posted on Twitter by Kimmy Baby on June 19, 2019. “Two Crows walk into a Bar. Bartender calls the cops and has them arrested for attempted murder” was posted on Twitter by Sean Edwards on June 23, 2021.


Wikipedia: Murder of Crows
A murder of crows is the collective noun for a group of crows.

Twitter
Aditi Mittal
@awryaditi
Replying to @teodranik
@teodranik A crow walks into a bar, it becomes a crowbar.
4:29 AM · Apr 15, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Aroon Narayanan
@aroonwithaview
Two crows walk into a bar and are charged with attempted murder.
12:04 PM · Apr 20, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
The Oddfather101
@TheOddfather101
A crow walks into a bar, which is not so funny, because it was a crowbar.
2:11 PM · Jun 21, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
🏴‍☠️ BLACKBEARD 🏴‍☠️
@xBlackbeard
Three crows walk into a bar: HL3 confirmed.  submitted by wemustact [link] [comment] http://bit.ly/1mbmfiJ
6:15 AM · Jul 8, 2014·twitterfeed

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/jbird221 July 14, 2015
Two crows walk into a bar.
Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder.

Twitter
Jimmy Tidey
@Jimmytidey
Replying to @noii
@noii crow walks into a bar and orders a drink. No one is surprised, it’s a crow bar.
3:48 AM · Jul 20, 2015 from Poplar, London·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto April 24, 2018
Two crows walk into a bar.
The cops rush in and arrest them for attempted murder.

Twitter
DJ Beanbag 🇺🇦
@AmigaBeanbag
a crow walks into a bar. and he says “ouch”. it was a crow bar
9:51 AM · Aug 4, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Kimmy Baby
@KimmyAlthea
A bunch of crows walk into a bar
The bartender picks up the phone and calls 911 saying he’d like to report a murder
#JestMeWithAJoke
1:08 PM · Jun 19, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/abcdefghihello October 16, 2019
A crow walks into a bar
and asks “is this a crow bar?”

Twitter
big round thing enthusiast
@dethbox
A crow walks into a bar.
It was a crow bar.
10:35 PM · Jan 20, 2020·TweetDeck

Twitter
Sean Edwards
@seane0033
Two Crows walk into a Bar
Bartender calls the cops and has them arrested for attempted murder
5:24 PM · Jun 23, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/DrunkRok June 19, 2022
A crow walks into a bar and orders a drink. Barman says I hope your friends aren’t coming
Last time they were here there was a murder

Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
A crow walks into a bar.
Barman says; “I hope your friends aren’t coming later; last time there was a murder.”
8:29 AM · Aug 16, 2022·Twitter Web App

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