A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 18, 2017
“A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving”

"A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving” is a pun on the two meanings of “birdie.” The joke was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2011.


Wiktionary: birdie
Noun
birdie
(plural birdies)
1. (diminutive) A bird; a birdling.
2. (golf) The completion of a hole one stroke below par.

Twitter
BIG_BEAR_F1‏
@BIG_BEAR_F1
A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving.
7:55 AM - 12 May 2011

Twitter
David Clarke‏
@PunSl1nger
A little birdie told me my #golf skills are improving.
7:56 AM - 12 May 2011

Twitter
LeFonk‏
@LeFonk
A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving.
9:16 AM - 12 May 2011

Twitter
funny humour‏
@funnyhumour
A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving.
1:31 AM - 13 May 2011

Peoples Republic Of Cork Discussion Forums
The Jokes with no punch-line thread.
ASocketFullOfDirt
13-05-2011, 01:12 AM
A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving.

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving.

Twitter
Chris‏
@mrlaughs00
#Golf #Funny #Laughs
A little #Birdie told me my #golf is improving
Can’t Wait for a big #Eagle to do the same 😀😀😀
4:58 PM - 3 Feb 2016

Twitter
Michael Ciha‏
@CihaPet
“A little birdie told me my golf skills are improving.”
9:02 AM - 10 Sep 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Saturday, November 18, 2017 • Permalink