A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 28, 2017
“A mother gave birth during flight. The baby was airborne”

The word “airborne” has had some born-on-an-airplane “air born” puns. “My doctor friend helped deliver a baby during a flight, it’s safe to say the baby was ‘airborne’” was posted on Twitter on April 5, 2013.

“Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky? I guess you can say the baby was airborne” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on November 26, 2017.


Wiktionary: airborne
Adjective
airborne
(not comparable)
1. In or carried by the air.
2. In flight.
3. fitted to an aircraft; e.g. airborne radar.
4. transported by air in an aircraft; e.g. airborne troops.

Twitter
Dry Jokes‏
@DryJokesNG
My doctor friend helped deliver a baby during a flight, it’s safe to say the baby was ‘airborne’
5:17 AM - 5 Apr 2013

Twitter
Lauren Cole‏
@lt2000cole
News: “A mother birthed her baby on an airplane this morning”
Me: You could say the baby was...airborne.
8:08 AM - 21 Sep 2016

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky? (self.dadjokes)
submitted November 26, 2017 by Wise_Guy_Plato
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
COMMENTS
K1Strata
It’s okay if the joke is terrible; it’s all about the delivery.

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@DadJokeBinge
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky? I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
1:31 PM - 26 Nov 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to a baby in a plane?
submitted November 27, 2017 by EggsyCRO
I guess yiu could say the baby was airborne…
Sry if the joke is a bit plane and simple.

Twitter
LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was on a flight?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 29 Nov 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Tuesday, November 28, 2017 • Permalink