A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from March 28, 2018
“A person who cares for chickens is a chicken tender”

A “chicken tender” is a food, but it can also be a job description. “If I took care of chickens, would that make me a Chicken Tender?” was posted on Twitter on April 21, 2011. “Is someone that takes care of chickens a chicken tender?” was posted on Twitter by Shower Thoughts on March 23, 2017.

“A person who cares for chickens is a chicken tender” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on October 1, 2017.


Wikipedia: Chicken fingers
Chicken fingers, also known as chicken tenders, chicken goujons, chicken strips or chicken fillets, are chicken meat prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the animal. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat, sometimes just pulverized chicken flesh. (pectoralis major). They may also be made with similarly shaped pieces cut from chicken meat, usually the breast.

Twitter
Miranda Allen
@1MirandaAllen
Heard at work:  “If I took care of chickens, would that make me a Chicken Tender?”
6:36 PM - 21 Apr 2011

Twitter
niggiana jones
@akaBlackTony
If I look after/ take care of chickens… does that make me a chicken tender? #stonerquestions
9:03 PM - 18 Nov 2011

Twitter
Guy Thoughts
@ManProblem
If somebody’s job is to take care of chickens, does that make them a chicken tender?
5:16 PM - 28 Jan 2012

Twitter
Tori Mongo
@ToriMongo
Q: What do you call a person that takes care of chickens?  A: A CHICKEN TENDER!!!!! lol
8:11 PM - 13 Mar 2012

Twitter
Paige öf Quarrel
@caliyuga
He said, “Mostly I take care of the chickens, just tend to their needs.” I replied, “So, you’re a chicken tender?”
1:31 PM - 1 Mar 2013

Twitter
Soma Pullela
@somapullela
Is someone who takes care of chickens, a chicken tender?  @ShowerThoughts
7:18 PM - 15 Aug 2015 from Santa Paula, CA

Twitter
Shower Thoughts
@TheWeirdWorld
Is someone that takes care of chickens a chicken tender?
9:34 PM - 23 Mar 2017

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
A person who cares for chickens is a chicken tender
submitted October 1, 2017 by papaSlunky
COMMENTS
ladymiku
Especially if they are kind to the chickens. Then they’re a tender chicken tender.

RetardsAdvocate
A person who gives loans to farmers is a chicken lender.

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If you work on a farm and you take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
submitted December 19, 2017 by bs25418

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If your job at a farm is to take care of chicken, you’re a chicken tender
submitted December 24, 2017 by WhereRtheAnswersSway

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If you work at a chicken farm and take care of the chickens that makes you a chicken tender
submitted March 29, 2018 by DTxxDaddyWuTam

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, March 28, 2018 • Permalink