A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 27, 2018
“A Rastafarian walks into a bank with a bag of marijuana. He wanted to open a joint account”

A joke about a “joint” bank account has been cited in print since at least 2009:

“A Rastafarian walks into a bank with a huge bag of dagga wanting to open a joint account.”


Runner’s Talk—Forum
Joke of the Day (PG 13)
emmy
October 27th, 2009, 5:18 am #1302
A Rastafarian walks into a bank with a huge bag of dagga wanting to open a joint account.

Twitter
Sandipan Sen
@sensandipan
RT @sickipedia: A Rastafarian walks into a bank and hands the cashier a bag full of marijuana. “Sir, what’s (cont) http://tl.gd/13f6pq
2:38 PM - 30 Apr 2010

Twitter
Mandela
@JuanTake
RT @Harrleyquinn23: A rastafarian dude walks into a bank n hands a cashier a bag full of weed. The angry cashier ... http://tmi.me/6l8oR
6:31 AM - 4 Feb 2011

Twitter
Paul Sundstrom
@Paul_Sundstrom
A Rastafarian walks into a bank with a bag of weed and says,” I’d like to open a JOINT account!!!”
10:18 AM - 26 Jun 2011

Facebook
Tony Richard Barker
January 26, 2014 ยท
A Rastafarian walks into a bank and hands the cashier a bag full of marijuana.
Sir, what’s this for? says the surprised lady.
The Rasta replies, Me come to open a joint account..

Reddit—Jokes
A Rastafarian Gentlemen walks into a Bank
submitted March 24, 2017 by blakemon1
He hands a cashier a bag full of marijuana. The angry cashier asks ‘Sir what on earth is this...? The Rastafarian replies “wa yah ask foolish question mon, mi come to open a joint account”

Twitter
Vidya Birkhoff
@theartofvidya
A Rastafarian walks into a bank with a 5lb bag of weed, hands it over to the teller and says “Me here to open a joint account!
1:52 PM - 28 Oct 2017

Twitter
Neil Wellington
@wildwellie
A Rastafarian walks into a bank, with a bag full of marijuana.
He wanted to open a joint account. #1PUN
3:43 AM - 27 Jun 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Wednesday, June 27, 2018 • Permalink