A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 08, 2018
“A semicolon broke the law; it was given two consecutive sentences”

A semicolon riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 24, 2016:

Q: What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
A: It was given two consecutive sentences.


A different form of the joke was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on June 7, 2018:

“A semicolon broke the law; it was given two consecutive sentences.”


Reddit—Jokes
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
submitted January 24, 2016 by MaxwellSinclair
It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? : It was given two consecutive sentences.
10:31 AM - 24 Jan 2016

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
5:12 PM - 25 Jan 2016

Google Books
3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs
By Mike Haskins
London, UK: Portico
2017
Pg. ?:
Q: What happened when the semicolon broke the law of grammar?
A: He was given two consecutive sentences.

Reddit—Jokes
What did the semicolon get after breaking the grammar law
submitted November 15, 2017 by Tainted_gooch269
Two consecutive sentences
COMMENTS
Awportune
Colon cancer

Reddit—Oneliners
A semicolon broke the law; it was given two consecutive sentences.
submitted June 7, 2018 by jlking3

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Friday, June 08, 2018 • Permalink