A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 22, 2018
“Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving”

"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter by Rick Aaron on January 11, 2015.

“Like my grandfather, I wish to die peacefully in my sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car” is a related joke.


Twitter
Rick Aaron
@RickAaron
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
12:03 AM - 11 Jan 2015

Twitter
DadinDistress
@DadinDistress
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
3:50 PM - 14 Jan 2015

Twitter
Ins E Yazdan
@InsEYazdan
Replying to @RickAaron
“@RickAaron: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.” LOOOL
4:06 PM - 14 Jan 2015

Twitter
Al Snow
@TheRealAlSnow
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
10:39 PM - 25 Jan 2015

Reddit—Oneliners
Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car that I’m driving.
submitted November 18, 2015 by bobvids

6 February 2016, New York (NY) Times, “Crossword” edited by Will Shortz, pg. C4, col. 4:
ACROSS
57 “Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everybody in the car I’m driving,” e.g.
(The answer is “ONELINER.”—ed.)

Reddit—Jokes
Apparently I snore so loudly that
submitted September 23, 2016 by Lil_Ninja94
I scare everyone in the car I’m driving.

Reddit—Oneliners
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
submitted April 19, 2017 by T-boy-

Reddit—Jokes
Apparently, I snore so loudly
submitted June 29, 2017 by bot_10
that it scares everyone in the car that I’m driving.

Reddit—Oneliners
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
submitted August 22, 2018 by foxystoat69

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Wednesday, August 22, 2018 • Permalink