A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 28, 2020
“Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin” (pickup line)

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying and shortages of toilet paper. “Prince Charming” (a fairy tale character) became “Prince Charmin” (a person with Charmin toilet paper).

“I’ll be your Prince Charmin” was posted on Twitter by Temp0 on March 10, 2020. “Let me be your prince Charmin. #ryanspickuplines #coronaviruspickuplines” was posted on Twitter by Ryan on March 15, 2015. “Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines” was posted on Twitter by Roman Phoenix on March 19, 2020.

“Prince Charmin” had been used before the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic. “He just tryin to be your prince charmin....as in a prince with toilet paper capabilities...give him a chance!” was posted on Twitter by Leonardo Gutierrez on February 1, 2010. “I’ll be your Prince Charmin. An unlimited supply of toilet paper” was posted on Twitter by Maps on February 26, 2013. “Let me be your prince charmin. Yes I spelled the right I meant like the toilet paper cuz I’m the shit” was posted on Twitter by Soup Slut on August 22, 2019.


Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

Wikipedia: Charmin
Charmin /ˈʃɑːrmɪn/ is an American brand of toilet paper manufactured by Procter & Gamble.

Wikipedia: Prince Charming
Prince Charming is a fairy tale character who comes to the rescue of a damsel in distress and must engage in a quest to liberate her from an evil spell. This classification suits most heroes of a number of traditional folk tales, including “Snow White”, “Sleeping Beauty”, and “Cinderella”, even if in the original story they were given another name, or no name at all.

Twitter
Leonardo Gutierrez
@leotheweblion
@ladynastydotnet he just tryin to be your prince charmin....as in a prince with toilet paper capabilities...give him a chance!
4:12 PM · Feb 1, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Maps
@BirdingSolo
I’ll be your Prince Charmin. An unlimited supply of toilet paper.
6:38 PM · Feb 26, 2013·TweetDeck

Twitter
Soup Slut
@StefaBro
Let me be your prince charmin.
Yes I spelled the right I meant like the toilet paper cuz I’m the shit.
1:38 PM · Aug 22, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Temp0
@TeamTemp0
I got da plug . I’ll be your Prince Charmin
(Charmin toilet paper is shown.—ed.)
8:25 PM · Mar 10, 2020 from Haverhill, MA·Twitter for Android

Twitter
The Rogue Lemming
@critigal1
Replying to @kelnoland2020
Finding Your Prince Charmin.
3:41 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Saad
@SaadAbedine
Ok ladies, meet your Prince Charmin @Charmin
#WeWillSurvive
#Coronavirus
#COVID19
1:15 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Brandon Andersen
@CaptPantalones
When dating profiles during corona.. I can be your Prince Charmin
9:17 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Ryan
@HugaPorcupine
Let me be your prince Charmin. #ryanspickuplines #coronaviruspickuplines
10:26 PM · Mar 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Roman Phoenix
@RomanPhoenix4
Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
GIF
1:20 PM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/geminirich March 27, 2020
COVID-19 Pick-Up Lines
If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out… Can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
You can’t spell virus without U and I.
Baby, do you need toilet paper because I’m your Prince Charmin.
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Without you my life is empty as a supermarket shelf.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
You can’t spell quarantine without “U-R-A-Q-T”.

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