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Entry from June 01, 2021
“Be not dismayed cause dis June”

The word “dismay” has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes.

“Good morning, everyone. It’s June 1.  We are disMAYed” was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on June 1, 2009. “I wasnt dismayed, i was disjuned” was posted on Twitter by LouiXIV on July 2, 2011. “Don’t be dismayed, be disjuned” was posted on Twitter by thing ministries on December 6, 2012. “RT @BleesusCrice: I remember back in June, I replied to a hotep nigga ‘be not dismayed....cause dis June’” was posted on Twitter by Kev on October 13, 2015.

“IS IT OK TO BE DISMAYED ON JUNE 1ST?” was shown on a 2015 image with the Philosoraptor. “‘It’s June already?!’ said Tom, dismayed” was posted on Reddit—Tomswiftly on February 3, 2017.

“It’s June 1st! We’re all dismayed” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 1, 2021.

“The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year. Everyone was dismayed” is a related joke.


Wikipedia: May
May is the fifth month of the year in the Julian and Gregorian calendars and the third of seven months to have a length of 31 days.
(...)
May (in Latin, Maius) was named for the Greek Goddess Maia, who was identified with the Roman era goddess of fertility, Bona Dea, whose festival was held in May. Conversely, the Roman poet Ovid provides a second etymology, in which he says that the month of May is named for the maiores, Latin for “elders,” and that the following month (June) is named for the iuniores, or “young people” (Fasti VI.88). 

Twitter
El Gecko
@elgecko
Good morning, everyone. It’s June 1.  We are disMAYed.
11:09 AM · Jun 1, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
LouiXIV
@LouiXIV
I wasnt dismayed, i was disjuned.
7:23 AM · Jul 2, 2011·Tweet In

Twitter
thing ministries
@FuselJeremiad
Don’t be dismayed, be disjuned
6:48 PM · Dec 6, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS

imgflip
Made by FunnySpouse 6 years ago
(The following text is shown on an image using the Philosoraptor.—ed.)
IS IT OK TO BE DISMAYED
ON JUNE 1ST?

Twitter
Kev
@just_kev_ok
RT @BleesusCrice: I remember back in June, I replied to a hotep nigga “be not dismayed....cause dis June” hoteps lit my unwoke ass UP!
2:05 PM · Oct 13, 2015·TweetCaster for Android

Reddit—Tomswiftly
Posted by u/LexShrapnel February 3, 2017
“It’s June already?!” said Tom, dismayed.

Twitter
Andrew Weldon
@kungfusquirrel
It’s June 1.
I am… dismayed
11:26 AM · Jun 1, 2017·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Big Heads Pub Willow Grove
June 1, 2019 ·
HAPPY JUNE 1ST!
Don’t be “dismayed”.... Come celebrate summer with a $2 Naturday or a $3 shot of Jager!
(The following text is shown on an image using the Philosoraptor.—ed.)
IS IT OK TO BE DISMAYED
ON JUNE 1ST?

Twitter
Emmanuel Clement’s Brain
@ClementonicEm
[00:01 on June 1st] *sigh* I’m disMayed
12:35 PM · Jun 7, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Guru Bhat
@Gurubhat_
Replying to @RahulGandhi
You only dismayed?
I am disJaned, disFebed, disMarched, disApriled, disJuned, disJulyed, disAuged, disSepted, disOcted, disNovembed, disDecembed by your childish behaviour.
7:13 PM · Apr 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
TiredButMostlyAwake
@soulfliesfree
Replying to @soulfliesfree
What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?
“I am dismayed!”
2:32 AM · Jun 1, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Midori
@DoriAwesomeberg
I am dismayed that it’s already June 1
3:34 AM · Jun 1, 2021·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Diane Andrews Davis
June 1, 2021 at 4:49 AM ·
DisMayed
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
It’s June 1st, are you
dismayed?

Google Groups: political-euwetopia
It’s June 1st
sitar...@gmail.com
Jun 1, 2021, 5:54:31 PM
to Political Euwetopia
I am disMayed.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/kissthekooks June 1, 2021
It’s June 1st!
We’re all dismayed.

Facebook
Steve Byrne
June 1, 2021 at 7:12 PM ·
For some odd reason, every
June 1st, I feel dismayed.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Tuesday, June 01, 2021 • Permalink