A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 10, 2021
“Can you strangle a mime with a cordless phone?”

Many people hate mimes. “I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone” was posted on Twitter by Jason Maybe on January 22, 2011. “I just strangled a mime.... With a cordless phone” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 10, 2021.

“quote of the night, ‘can u strangle a mime with a cordless phone’” was posted on Twitter by Hoss Man on March 31, 2011. “Can you strangle a mime with a cordless phone?” was posted on Twitter by SignaramaVA on November 9, 2011, and on Twitter by ⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡ on October 28, 2015. “Can you strangle a mime with a cordless phone?” has been printed on a meme.


Twitter
Jason Maybe
@Jason_maybe
I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone.
2:46 PM · Jan 22, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
EMANEM
@mesinas
“@Jason_maybe: I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone.” << #epic
5:02 PM · Jan 22, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Hoss Man
@HossMan29
quote of the night, “can u strangle a mime with a cordless phone.”
3:05 AM · Mar 31, 2011·Mobile Web

Twitter
Cheeky
@TheJordaneers
ive always wanted to strangle a mime with a cordless phone
9:54 AM · Apr 5, 2011·TweetDeck

Twitter
SignaramaVA
@SignaramaVa
Can you strangle a mime with a cordless phone?
8:08 AM · Nov 9, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Short Bloke Josh!
@ShortBlokeJosh
Q. How do you strangle a mime?
A. With a cordless phone…
#LameJoke #Dadjoke
3:21 AM · Mar 28, 2014·Hootsuite

Twitter
⚡⚡⚡Chris⚡⚡⚡⚡
@drivertraining2
Can you strangle a mime with a cordless phone??
5:32 PM · Oct 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/mcrchap March 4, 2017
I wonder if you can you strangle a mime with a cordless phone.
COMMENTS
30minutepoops
This is a battle I’d love to see. Two mimes, one grabs a cordless phone and begins strangling the other, the one being strangled mimes up some scissors and cuts the cord, an epic silent battle ensues

Twitter
Carl Edward Ireton
@IretonCarl
I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone!!!
9:32 AM · Mar 22, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/VERBERD March 10, 2021
I just strangled a mime....
With a cordless phone.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film/Circus • Wednesday, March 10, 2021 • Permalink