A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 09, 2020
“Cannibal’s favorite appetizer: Chef Salad”

"Chef salad” is salad prepared by a chef (or according to a chef’s directions). “Chef salad” doesn’t contain any chefs as an ingredient, but there are several cannibal jokes.

“Cannibal’s favorite appetizer: Chef Salad” was posted on Twitter by Dave Thomas on August 12, 2011. “‘Don’t get the chef salad. It’s good, but then there won’t be anyone left to cook us the main course’ - cannibals” as posted on Twitter by “Name cannot be blank” on September 18, 2012. “A cannibals chef salad is made with 100% real chef” was posted on Twitter by CatMan on February 23, 2015.

“I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad” was posted on Twitter by dadlifememes on March 8, 2020. “I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 9, 2020.


Twitter
Dave Thomas © ® ™
@The_Occasion
Cannibal’s favorite appetizer: Chef Salad.
8:17 PM · Aug 12, 2011·UberSocial for BlackBerry

Twitter
Name cannot be blank
@humpnotes
“Don’t get the chef salad. It’s good, but then there won’t be anyone left to cook us the main course” - cannibals
1:50 PM · Sep 18, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
CatMan
@CuddleYourCat
A cannibals chef salad is made with 100% real chef.
7:50 PM · Feb 23, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Eminence Front
@tweetcomedian
“Now what are we going to do?” Cannibals after eating the chef salad
9:43 PM · Oct 19, 2015·Tweetbot for iΟS

Twitter
Timothy Simpson
@Boobiehatch
If cannibals were smart they’d eat their chef salad last!!!
9:35 PM · Jun 20, 2016·Hootsuite

Twitter
John Krumm
@JohnCKrumm
At the cannibal restaurant, the chef’s salad contains parts of an actual chef.
2:55 PM · Aug 30, 2016·Buffer

Twitter
Steve Burnette
@Oblongthoughts
Life Lessons 101:  When dining at a cannibal-themed restaurant don’t order the chef salad.
11:58 PM · May 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Lathropa
@lathropa
“Chef salad, hold the chef.”
—a cannibal, probably
6:24 PM · Jan 19, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
dadlifememes
@dadlifememes
I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad
10:47 AM · Mar 8, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Kevin Daniel Taylor
@KDannyTaylor
Never accept a dish referred to by a cannibal as “chef salad.”
10:33 AM · Mar 9, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/dadlifememes March 9, 2020
I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, March 09, 2020 • Permalink