A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 19, 2020
“Cremation: my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body”

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body” (or “Cremation: my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images

“Cremation is my last chance for a smokin’ hot body” was posted on Twitter by Carb Dashian 馃 on October 22, 2013. “Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body” was posted on Twitter by TJ on November 21, 2013. “Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body” was posted on Twitter by (T)HOT CHOCOLATE on February 14, 2014.

The joke possibly originated on an image.


Twitter
Carb Dashian 馃
@fitnemophilist
Cremation is my last chance for a smokin’ hot body.
1:37 PM 路 Oct 22, 2013路Seesmic

Twitter
TJ
@tpolk18
Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body.
4:55 PM 路 Nov 21, 2013路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
(T)HOT CHOCOLATE
@petitpadthai
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body
2:06 PM 路 Feb 14, 2014路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Funeralwise.com
@Funeralwise
Cremation Humor ... my last hope for a smoking hot body.  Heritage Funeral Homes, Crematory and Memo http://pinterest.com/pin/252131279113064254/
7:51 PM 路 Mar 2, 2014路Pinterest

Twitter
MISSLEE
@leahsnoray
“being cremated is my last chance of having a smokin hot body”
11:02 PM 路 Mar 17, 2014路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Rachael Moody Forbes
@Rachael6716
“being cremated is my last hope of getting a smoking hot body”
9:44 PM 路 Mar 26, 2014路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Kelly Marie
@K__Marie__B
“cremation: my last hope for a smoking hot body”
4:28 PM 路 Apr 4, 2014路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
Cremation… my last chance at a smokin’ hot body.
12:42 AM 路 Aug 22, 2014路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Danny Devito
@lusxt
Being cremated is my last chance at getting a smoking hot body lmao
8:12 AM 路 Nov 27, 2014路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“Being cremated is my last hope for having a smoking hot body.” 鈥 University of Florida
4:02 PM 路 Jan 9, 2015路TweetDeck

Twitter
PUNS
@omgthatspunny
I’ve accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body.
7:08 PM 路 May 21, 2015路Buffer

Twitter
The Filth Element
@nobody_top_me
Want a smokin’ hot body? Get cremated!
12:32 PM 路 Jan 22, 2016路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Lauren MacAskill
@Laur_MacAskill
The closest I鈥檒l ever come to a smoking hot body is when I鈥檓 cremated.
7:10 PM 路 Jan 2, 2018路Twitter for iPhone

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Google Books
Title Being Cremated Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body: Funny Retirement Grandma Grandpa Notebook (6x9)
Author Shocking Journals
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1797807471, 9781797807478
Length 122 pages
Subjects Family & Relationships 鈥 Death, Grief, Bereavement

Google Books
Title Cremation… My Last Chance to Have a Smokin’ Hot Body: A Blank, Lined Journal/Notebook/Diary to Write In
Author Nancy Nuce
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1797945173, 9781797945170
Length 150 pages

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