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Entry from June 15, 2020
“Do you suffer from shyness? Ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila”

"Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila” is a jocular line that has been printed on several images.

The meme is shortened from a 2006 YouTube parody of drug commercials:

“Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®...”


Google Groups: Arcadia Camp
Tequila
greylin
1/6/06
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)

Google Groups: alt.fan.mark-brian
Tequila!
Jeff Cameron
1/15/06
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®: Leave Shyness Behind! 

YouTube
Tequilla
Oct 31, 2006
Andy Walsh
Got a low self esteem? Try Tequila!

YouTube
Tequila ad
Dec 29, 2006
Elwin Coldiron
I got this from a relative.  This is a spoof of all those drug ads, but it espounds the virtues of tequila.  Pay attention to the “side effects” of the drug.

Twitter
Felipe Venetiglio #EleNao
@venetiglio
Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Foda! http://tinyurl.com/6puqz7 via
@manurangel
11:31 AM · May 2, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
John Minnihan
@jbminn
Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila: http://tinyurl.com/wqw28
9:43 PM · Jul 24, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Todd Kooser
@tkooz
Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®
4:49 PM · Jan 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Shelley Ryan
@shelleyryan
Ask your doctor or pharmacist about… tequila! http://bit.ly/1UE7Yi This video makes me laugh, esp. the disclaimers.
2:59 PM · Apr 11, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Storm Junkie
@StormJunkie
Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist about tequila.
9:36 PM · Nov 20, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Heshman
@HeshPrem
Ask your doctor or pharmacist about #tequila
#alcoholawareness #lka
3:20 AM · Feb 29, 2020·Twitter for Android

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