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Entry from August 16, 2021
“Fig Newtons are essentially bite-size Nutri-Grain bars”

Nutri-Grain bars have been compared to Fig Newton biscuits.

“Nutri-Grain bars are just longer Fig Newtons” was posted on Twitter by steinmoney on January 18, 2010. “Nutri-Grain bars are basically just long fig newtons” was posted on Twitter by Jackie Smith on May 8, 2012. “Nutri grain bars are just long fig newtons” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on March 11, 2014. “Nutri-grain bars are just longer fig newtons!” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 2, 2016.

“Fig Newtons are just short Nutri-Grain bars” was posted on Twitter by “Grant Lyon and 73 others” on May 17, 2020. “Fig Newtons are essentially bite-size NutriGrain bars. What’s the point?” was posted on Twitter by ATF on July 13, 2021.


Wikipedia: Nutri-Grain
Nutri-Grain is a brand of breakfast cereal and breakfast bar made by the Kellogg Company.

Wikipedia: Newtons (cookie)
Newtons are a Nabisco-trademarked version of a pastry (biscuit in the UK) filled with sweet fruit paste. Fig Newtons were the most prominent (fig rolls filled with fig paste). They are produced by an extrusion process. Their distinctive shape is a characteristic that has been adopted by competitors, including generic fig bars sold in many markets.

Twitter
steinmoney
@Steinmoney
Nutri-Grain bars are just longer Fig Newtons.
1:14 PM · Jan 18, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Jackie Smith
@wackiijackii
Nutri-Grain bars are basically just long fig newtons.
11:54 PM · May 8, 2012·Twitterrific for iOS

Twitter
RayRayNasty
@Spencer__Ray
Nutri grain bars are just long fig newtons
2:18 PM · Sep 3, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Barstool Prophet
@ZakPopovich
Have you ever noticed that nutrigrain bars are just long fig newtons? I see through the bullshit. #boomroasted
7:26 PM · Sep 7, 2013·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/SmellKangaroos974 March 11, 2014
Nutri grain bars are just long fig newtons.

Reddit—Shittyaskreddit
Posted by u/cacophonousdrunkard April 4, 2016
why don’t nutrigrain bars just admit they are long ass fig newtons?

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/isitgreener September 2, 2016
Nutri-grain bars are just longer fig newtons!

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Decaposaurus September 13, 2017
Nutrigrain bars are just big Fig Newtons.

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Ma_Lone_E March 18, 2018
Nutri-Grain bars are just the grown up version of a Fig Newton

reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/alek_hiddel May 30, 2018
NutriGrain bars are just Fig Newtons that they forgot to cut up.

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/diogenes08 October 9, 2018
Nutrigrain bars are just large fig newtons with a variety of flavors

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/SoCratesExcellent March 3, 2019
Nutrigrain bars are just longer fig newtons

Twitter
Larry
@DrSexHands
Nutri grain bars are long fig newtons
3:55 AM · Apr 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Thicc Thugg
@kev_j_g
Nutri•Grain bars are just long Fig Newtons.
9:22 PM · Sep 30, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—ShittyLifeProTips
Posted by u/codywelter October 28, 2019
SLPT: Don’t like Nutri-Grain Bars? Cut it into thirds and enjoy three Fig Newtons instead.

Twitter
digital kates
@kateyccc
Are nutrigrain bars just long fig newtons? In this essay I will-
2:38 PM · Mar 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Grant Lyon and 73 others
@butternubs6
Fig Newtons are just short Nutri-Grain bars
1:28 PM · May 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Karson Lofink
@klofink
nutri-grain bars are just long fig newtons.
10:24 AM · Sep 7, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
ash
@traashlyn
Nutri Grain bars are just elongated fig newtons
11:55 AM · Apr 17, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
coopgrafik
@coopgrafik
Nutri Grain bars are just giant Fig Newtons.
6:54 PM · Jun 12, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
ATF
@ATF628
Fig Newtons are essentially bite-size NutriGrain bars. What’s the point?
1:22 AM · Jul 13, 2021·Twitterrific for iOS

Twitter
little green bastard who follows sesshomaru around
@mildew_on_rice
Soft nutrigrain bars are just long fig newtons
12:16 PM · Jul 14, 2021·Twitter for Android

Posted by Barry Popik
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