A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 30, 2020
“Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. People with glasses and a Face mask experienced fog.

“Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on May 31, 2020. The line is a parody of the attorney commercial, “You may be entitled to compensation.”

“Have you been traumatized by the toilet paper shortage? You may be entitled to constipation” is a similar coronavirus joke. 


Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

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Matthew
@MatthewCroxford
So apparently if I wear my glasses and a mask at the same time the lenses fog up #lockdown
12:32 PM · May 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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SASSY
@serranosaskia
tell me how do you wear both glasses and a mask at the same time w/o fog
4:59 AM · May 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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carolyn Herb
@carolynryan87
trying to figure out a way to wear a mask, breathe and not fog my glasses up at the same time and i am .. struggling
7:11 PM · May 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin May 31, 2020
Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation

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3AM
@3AM_Jokes
Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation… No text found
2:16 AM · May 31, 2020·IFTTT

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John
@jshawmiller
Have you been forced to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?  You may be entitled to condensation
9:00 AM · May 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Valerie
@ValeriePiazza
Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation
12:14 PM · May 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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pupp Daddy
@MiamiSven
Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
10:05 PM · May 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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