"He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof”—non-alcoholic wine has, literally, zero proof—is a wine joke that was posted on The Majestic Wine Blog on March 31, 2016. “He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious. I told him he had zero proof” was posted on Thought Catalog on June 22, 2018.
The Majestic Wine Blog
The best 24 Wine (and drinking) puns you’ll read today
Thursday 31 March 2016 written by Ruari Cathmoir in Feature
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4. He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof.
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He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof. #winejoke
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Landon Harris
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He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof. #punoftheday
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He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof. #TakeTheMickey
8:26 AM - 6 Jun 2017
Thought Catalog
10+ Wine Puns That Will Make You Feel Slaphappy Drunk On Fun
Sylvie Quinn
Updated June 22, 2018
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6. He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious.
I told him he had zero proof.
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Benonwine
@benonwine
He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof. 😂
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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