A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 19, 2021
“How do you get into college?"/"Through the door.”

"How do you get into college?” usually refers to being accepted at a college, but there are jokes.

“‘My son got into DeVry’ ‘what’d he have to do? Open the door?’ haha” was posted on Twitter by John C. Stark on August 12, 2011. “How do you get into college? Through the front doors. Duh” was posted on Twitter by Wolfgang Wang on July 11, 2013. “How do you get into college? Through the door” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 19, 2021.


Twitter
John C. Stark
@MustachedSID
“@brittanysue__: “My son got into DeVry” “what’d he have to do? Open the door?” haha walk through it to get into University of Phoenix.
12:09 AM · Aug 12, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
Wolfgang Wang
@LamWangGetEm
How do you get into college? Through the front doors. Duh.
8:36 PM · Jul 11, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Karl Sharro
@KarlreMarks
Awful joke alert:
‘How do you get into the Frankfurt School?’
‘Through a door, no?’
4:02 AM · Jun 7, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
TardigradeOrTardigradest?
@_some_name_here
Replying to @numberonepal
Reminds me of that old joke:
“How do you get into ITT Tech?”
“Walk through the door.”
5:36 PM · Dec 8, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
kathleen Lofendo
@KLofendo
Replying to @PeppLawOnline
How do you get into Pepperdine Law school? Through the front door.
7:37 PM · Jan 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Hamsternoir February 19, 2021
How do you get into college?
Through the door

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Friday, February 19, 2021 • Permalink