A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 10, 2022
“How do you turn a bee into an atheist?"/"You smack the beejesus out of them.”

There are no bees in “bejsus,” but there is a riddle:

Q: How do you turn a bee into an atheist?
A: You smack the beejesus out of them.


The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 8, 2022.


Wiktionary: bejesus
Etymology
Reduced form of by Jesus.
Interjection
bejesus

1. Expressing surprise, annoyance, dismay, or anger.
Noun
bejesus
(uncountable)
1. (euphemistic) Used for emphasis, similar to crap, shit or wits

Twitter
Failed Kirby Experiment
@Ouijae
Replying to @wooper
my favourite is bee jesus because can you fucking imagine the implications of a christian religion within the bee culture
3:45 PM 路 Jul 6, 2016路TweetDeck

Twitter
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@CottonArts1
Some gift art of @Shuhuahua5
‘s bee she was working on. Nothing like a tubby priestess to keep your faith
what kind of religion do bees follow anyway, bee jesus?
5:47 PM 路 Mar 6, 2022路Twitter Web App

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Bcp299 April 8, 2022
How do you turn a bee into an atheist?
You smack the beejesus out of them.

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
How do you turn a bee into an atheist? You smack the beejesus out of them.
7:58 AM 路 Apr 8, 2022路IFTTT

Twitter
Cheese Doodle Dad 馃 1st Gen 馃嚭馃嚘
@MichaelMarcinko
How do you turn a bee into an atheist?
You smack the beejesus out of them.
10:38 AM 路 Apr 8, 2022路Twitter for iPad

Twitter
stansdadjoker
@stansdadjoker
how do you turn a bee into an atheist?
you smack the beejesus out of them.
5:59 AM 路 Apr 9, 2022路stansdadjoker

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