A guitar player often likes to have many guitars. “How many guitars does a guitar player need? Just one more” is a popular joke that has been printed on many images.

“Q. How many guitars does a guitarist need ? A. Just one more !!” was posted on the newsgroup uk.music.guitar on June 11, 2001. “How many guitars does a guitar player need?"/"As many as he’s already got - plus one more” was posted on the newgroup rec.music.makers.guitar.acoustic on February 5, 2005. “There’s a saying ‘I have too many guitars, but never enough.’ and the old joke ‘How many guitars does a guitar player need? .....Just one more’” was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar.jazz on October 17, 2007.


Google Groups: uk.music.guitar
Not that I’m cruel or anything, Clive…
David Barlow
Jun 11, 2001, 5:52:34 AM
(...)
Q. How many guitars does a guitarist need ?
A. Just one more !!

Google Groups: rec.music.makers.guitar.jazz
Guitar Finishes ... ‘Sunburst’ is UGLY!
Norman Webb
Mar 27, 2003, 8:01:44 PM
How many guitars does a guitarist need??
Just one more.

Google Groups: rec.music.makers.guitar.acoustic
Martin Custom Shop Decisions
Rich Cook
Feb 5, 2005, 12:51:16 AM
(...).
But as a close friend once asked, rhetorically speaking:

“How many guitars does a guitar player need?”
“As many as he’s already got - plus one more.”

Google Groups: rec.music.makers.guitar.jazz
Can you have too many guitars?
2sta...@gmail.com
Oct 17, 2007, 4:15:19 PM
On Oct 16, 9:45 pm, hotchkisstrio wrote:
There’s a saying “I have too many guitars, but never enough.” and the old joke “How many guitars does a guitar player need? .....Just one more.”

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Stratakat-Guitar
@stratakat
How many guitars does a guitar player need?  JUST ONE MORE!
3:15 PM · May 12, 2009

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Sam Bridegroom
@sambridegroom
@snetzley How many guitars does a guitarist need? Depends on the needs of the guitarist-making the answer one guitar per need. How’s that?
12:12 AM · Oct 30, 2010

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Yes
@BigHamFist
How many guitars does a guitarist need? Just one more. :D So true.
4:49 PM · Aug 31, 2011

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Uncertain Heaven
By Jude Davison
PublishNation (publishnation.co.uk)
2018
Pg. 14:
Here is a joke I know: Q: ‘How many guitars does a guitar player need?’ A: ‘Just one more!’

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BitterDiscipline3573 January 23, 2023
How many guitars does a guitarist need?
Just one more.

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William Hunting
@ballsonparade69
“how many guitars does a guitar player need ? just one… more” - @nolannevels
3:54 PM · Jan 22, 2023

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
How many guitars does a guitarist need?
Just one more.
5:55 PM · Jan 26, 2023