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Entry from August 14, 2022
“I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. Apparently, it wasn’t the Apple Watch she wanted”

An Apple Watch is not the same as watching apples, but there are jokes.

“The only ‘Apple watch’ I’ll be doing this autumn is at an orchard #amirite” was posted on Twitter by Mike Repplier on September 9, 2014. “#AppleWatch—sounds like a task you might give a security guard at an orchard. You’re on apple watch!” was posted on Twitter by Brian Wilson on September 9, 2014. “‘The apple watch’ sounds like an orchard protection service ...” was posted on Twitter by Samantha Baines馃憫 on September 16, 2014. “I have been staring at an orchard to tell the time. It鈥檚 an Apple Watch #joke #comedy #lol #girlsjustwannahavepun #lame #cantallbegold” was posted on Twitter by StoopidSarah on November 6, 2018.

“Took my wife to an orchard in Somerset for her birthday - after 20 minutes I realised it wasn鈥檛 the Apple Watch she鈥檇 asked for..” was posted on Twitter by Dark_Bi_Knight on November 12, 2017. “#quote Mock The Week @themiltonjones I took my wife to an orchard in Somerset and we stood there for about 20 minutes. Not the Apple Watch she wanted… #comedy #tech” was posted on Twitter by Shaz Jones 馃嚘馃嚭馃憤鉂わ笍 on December 5, 2019. Milton Jones is an English comedian.

“I bought the missus tickets to visit an orchard. I’m pretty sure that’s not the apple watch she wanted for her birthday” was posted on Twitter by Jon 馃敎 Gamescom馃敎 XDS on May 15, 2018. “It was my wife’s birthday the other day. I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes. Apparently it wasn’t the Apple watch she wanted..” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 7, 2019. “I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday and we stood there looking at the trees for about 30 minutes. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 10, 2020.


Wikipedia: Apple Watch
Apple Watch is a line of smartwatches produced by Apple Inc. It incorporates fitness tracking, health-oriented capabilities, and wireless telecommunication, and integrates with iOS and other Apple products and services.

Twitter
Mike Repplier
@MikeRepplier
The only “Apple watch” I’ll be doing this autumn is at an orchard #amirite
2:01 PM 路 Sep 9, 2014路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Brian Wilson
@BrianWilson997
#AppleWatch—sounds like a task you might give a security guard at an orchard. You’re on apple watch!
2:49 PM 路 Sep 9, 2014路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
SarcasticRover
@SarcasticRover
In the old days an Apple Watch was just what bored kids did for fun in an orchard.
2:50 PM 路 Sep 9, 2014路Twitter for Mac

Twitter
Alison Tedford
@alliespins
I grew up next to an orchard so I’ve been “Apple watch"ing longer than most people.
4:10 PM 路 Sep 10, 2014路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Samantha Baines馃憫
@samanthabaines
“The apple watch” sounds like an orchard protection service ...
@HuffPostUKCom #AppleWatch
11:12 AM 路 Sep 16, 2014路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
The Levine Machine
@Eitanthegoalie
If you own an orchard, everyday is an Apple Watch. #Apple
11:02 AM 路 Mar 9, 2015路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dark_Bi_Knight
@Dark_Bi_Knight
Took my wife to an orchard in Somerset for her birthday - after 20 minutes I realised it wasn鈥檛 the Apple Watch she鈥檇 asked for..
9:34 AM 路 Nov 12, 2017路Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Jon 馃敎 Gamescom馃敎 XDS
@ColdZero2006
Replying to @RiBZe
I bought the missus tickets to visit an orchard.
I’m pretty sure that’s not the apple watch she wanted for her birthday
8:15 AM 路 May 15, 2018路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Troutman鈩
@robotrowboat
Apple Watch sounds like a really shitty day at an orchard.
5:16 PM 路 Aug 15, 2018路Drafts 4

Twitter
StoopidSarah
@SarahMannComedy
I have been staring at an orchard to tell the time. It鈥檚 an Apple Watch #joke #comedy #lol #girlsjustwannahavepun #lame #cantallbegold
5:47 PM 路 Nov 6, 2018路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kevin Johns
@Berlinseshdmtv
#WearableTechFilmsOrTv
Apple watch it’s like crimewatch but set in an orchard.
3:44 PM 路 May 23, 2019路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Loudwords
@TheMCSpeaks
My son wanted an Apple Watch so I bought him a picture of an orchard and told him to look at it for three hours.
1:36 AM 路 Aug 14, 2019路Twitter for Android

Twitter
sasha(without the gash er...馃し馃徎鈥嶁檪锔)
@unluckychick1
It was my girlfriend鈥檚 birthday last night so I took her to an orchard;we stood there for 10minutes-sadly it wasn鈥檛 the Apple Watch she wanted 馃し馃徏鈥嶁檪锔
5:09 AM 路 Nov 30, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Shaz Jones 馃嚘馃嚭馃憤鉂わ笍
@MissShazJones
#quote Mock The Week @themiltonjones
I took my wife to an orchard in Somerset and we stood there for about 20 minutes.
Not the Apple Watch she wanted…
#comedy #tech
4:52 AM 路 Dec 5, 2019路Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/NebulaeWorms December 7, 2019
It was my wife’s birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.
Apparently it wasn’t the Apple watch she wanted..

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Nymphomanius August 10, 2020
I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday and we stood there looking at the trees for about 30 minutes
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/zu-den-sternen August 2, 2021
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Mickey_James August 8, 2021
I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there staring at trees for more than an hour.
Apparently this was NOT the Apple Watch she was expecting for her birthday.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/HuangWaang January 16, 2022
The wife wanted an Apple Watch for Christmas
So today I鈥檓 taking her to look at an orchard of Granny Smith trees

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/The-Guvnor January 18, 2022
For her birthday, i took my girlfriend to an orchard we stood there looking at the trees for about an hour.
Not the apple watch she wanted apparently…

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/808gecko808 April 1, 2022
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Apparently…
...not the Apple Watch she was expecting.

Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently…
#Tuesdaymorning
1:54 AM 路 Jun 14, 2022路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday.
Apparently, it wasn’t the Apple watch she was expecting.
8:21 AM 路 Aug 14, 2022路Twitter Web App

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