A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 30, 2021
“Me: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on the way to work. Boss: Is your car working fine now?”

"I broke down on the way to work” could mean the car broke down...or the employee broke down.

“I broke down on the way to work the other day; I don’t know what actually happened..I just started crying” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 7, 2016.

This version was posted on Twitter by riley on February 21, 2019 (although it appears the original tweet was by “fishy”):

Me: sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way to work
Boss: is your car working now?
Me: *remembering my sob session at the side of the road* car?



Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TaxBloke November 7, 2016
I broke down on the way to work the other day; I don’t know what actually happened..
..I just started crying.

Twitter
riley
@spaceboyriley
Me: sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way to work
Boss: is your car working now?
Me: *remembering my sob session at the side of the road* car?
2:52 PM · Feb 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Incorrect Pals Quotes
@PalsQuotes
Sub: Sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way to work.
Denis: Is your car working now?
Sub, remembering his sobbing session on the side of the road: Car?
12:28 PM · Mar 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bengaluru Corporate Club
@blr_corp_club
Me : Sorry I’m late. I broke down on the way to work.
Boss : Is your car working fine now?
Me : Car?
Boss :
Me :
3:03 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
Me: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: Is your car working okay now?
Me: Car?
9:21 PM · Apr 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
World of Engineering
@engineers_feed
Me: sorry I’m late. I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: is your car working fine now?
Me: car?
Boss:
Me:
11:00 AM · Dec 27, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
dummy
@dummy39396829
Me: Sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: Is your car working fine now?
Me: Car?
Boss:
Me:
11:28 AM · May 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
Sunday, May 30, 2021 • Permalink