A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 25, 2022
“My car is covered in sour cream and chives. Last time I ignore a ‘hidden dip’ sign”

“Hidden dip” is a road sign. This has nothing to do with “dipping sauce,” but there are jokes.

“Was driving the other day and saw a sign saying ‘Hidden Dip’, went round the corner and crashed into a huge tub of Guacamole” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on July 6, 2009. “Nightmare yesterday, saw a road sign that said “Hidden Dip”, went round the corner and crashed into a huge tub of Guacamole” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on May 19, 2010. “Driving home last night I saw a sign saying ‘Hidden Dip’, went round the corner and crashed into a tub of Guacamole” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on January 22, 2011.

“Saw a roadsign today, ‘HIDDEN DIP AHEAD’. Mmm, I thought, salsa sauce!” was posted on Twitter by Joe Nevilns on August 3, 2010. “Did you expect salsa on the road when you saw a hidden dip sign too?” was posted on Twitter by Helen Highwater on April 1, 2022.

“RT @ewokmuncher: When I go past road signs saying ‘hidden dip’ I’m expecting a bowl of guacamole to jump out from the bushes. #GuacAttack” was posted on Twitter by Guacamole University on October 11, 2011. “I Was driving and there was a sign in the side of the road saying ‘hidden dip’ I later found some salsa in a bush” was posted on Twitter by martin bearne on August 17, 2020.

“my car is covered in sour cream and chives. Last time I ignore a ‘hidden dip’ sign” was posted on Twitter by Gregor Steele on April 11, 2015. “Just had to wash sour cream and chives off the car tyres ... must have been a hidden dip” was posted on Twitter by Borassick Steve on August 8, 2016.

“Just drove past a road sign that read : beware hidden dip ! I thought to myself I hope it’s garlic” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on August 23, 2022.


Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Was driving the other day and saw a sign saying “Hidden Dip”, went round the corner and crashed into a huge tub of Guacamole.
8:07 AM · Jul 6, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Nightmare yesterday, saw a road sign that said “Hidden Dip”, went round the corner and crashed into a huge tub of Guacamole.
4:37 AM · May 19, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Was driving the other day and saw a sign that said “Hidden Dip”, went around the corner and crashed into a tub of Guacamole.
9:51 AM · Jul 5, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Kiel Deakin
@kieldeakin
Watch out! Hidden dip in road! Argh!! Now I’m all covered in salsa…
4:42 AM · Jul 21, 2010·Witter

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Joe Nevins
@DiscreetDip
Saw a roadsign today, “HIDDEN DIP AHEAD”. Mmm, I thought, salsa sauce!
5:36 PM · Aug 3, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Tony Cowards
@noticketshow
Was driving the other day and saw a sign saying “Hidden Dip”, went round the corner and crashed into a huge tub of Guacamole.
9:14 AM · Aug 12, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Chris Hearn
@cjhearn
Why do I always imaging a giant pot of salsa or guacamole lurking in the bushes when I see a “Warning - Hidden Dip” sign?
5:24 AM · Oct 11, 2010·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Teddie Oates
@teddieoat
We just drove past a sign saying ‘Hidden dip’. My mum thought it would be funny to say “I hate it when they hide the salsa like that.”
9:09 AM · Nov 21, 2010·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Chris
@TheChrisMcneil
Paid no attention to the sign that said “hidden dip”. Regretting it now, having to wash garlic Mayo off my car
4:04 AM · Jan 19, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

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Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Driving home last night I saw a sign saying “Hidden Dip”, went round the corner and crashed into a tub of Guacamole.
4:19 AM · Jan 22, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Stephen Willoughby
@pinenut
The “Hidden Dip” sign on the B184 can now be removed - I’ve moved the guacamole from behind the hedge so it’s in plain view
4:04 PM · Feb 19, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Replying to @biggerdeffer
Whilst driving, I saw a sign that said “Hidden Dip”, went round the corner and crashed into a tub of Guacamole.
@quentinwembley #bespokejoke
7:42 AM · Jun 24, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Guacamole University
@GuacamoleU
RT @ewokmuncher: When I go past road signs saying ‘hidden dip’ I’m expecting a bowl of guacamole to jump out from the bushes. #GuacAttack
6:16 PM · Oct 11, 2011·TweetDeck

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Ali Turnbull
@fit_to_print
Replying to @gabrielsmy
@SmyWord I like ‘hidden dip’ - imagining that a giant pool of guacamole and a pile of carrot sticks awaits me over the next hill
5:25 AM · Nov 10, 2011·TweetDeck

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sam mccormack
@samscampervan
Driving in the country this morning and I saw a sign that said ‘Hidden Dip’. I went round the corner and crashed into a tub of guacamole.”
6:23 AM · Jan 15, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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A B
@AlxBadshah
was driving home from work today and saw a sign that said ‘Warning Hidden Dip In The Road’ next thing I crashed into a pot of sour cream.
6:19 PM · Aug 21, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Roots Digger
@AtcherleyOrgUK
On way home drove past a sign which said “Hidden Dip”. Very well hidden - looked everywhere but could not find any hummus or guacamole.
4:47 PM · May 3, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Claire
@ClaireWithAn_I
@Twitflup A friend and I spent a month driving through Scotland and never once tired of the ‘hidden dip?’ ‘maybe it’s salsa!’ joke.
6:52 PM · Sep 21, 2013·Twitter Web Client

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Jack
@AJackTweet
pay attention while driving! I just ignored a sign that said caution hidden dip, next thing I knew I crashed into a giant tub of guacamole.
12:48 PM · Jul 16, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Gregor Steele
@Gregor_notwork
Replying to @govindajeggy
@govindajeggy my car is covered in sour cream and chives. Last time I ignore a “hidden dip” sign.
4:18 AM · Apr 11, 2015·Twitter for iPad

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Joe Pettit
@joepettit2
@ColinMurray I hate the sign, “Hidden Dip” - I always expect to find some BBQ sauce at the bottom of the hill....
7:57 AM · May 15, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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Michael Ward
@M1CHAELWARD
I was driving and saw a sign saying ‘hidden dip’ and I said to myself, ‘I wonder if it’s salsa’. I thought it was hilarious
5:19 PM · Sep 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Pez
@Pezzamondo
When he saw a road sign that said ‘hidden dip’ he got out of the car and started looking for a tub of garlic mayo
2:42 PM · Jul 3, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Kal
@kalsolarUK
Found some guacamole by the side of the road. Would never have seen it had I not spotted the “hidden dip” sign.
9:35 PM · Aug 2, 2016·Twitter for Android

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Angela
@angela_explorer
When I see the warning for ‘hidden dip’ on the road, I imagine a rogue tub of guacamole ready to pounce on us
8:34 AM · Aug 7, 2016·Twitter for Android

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Borassick Steve
@BorassickSteve
Just had to wash sour cream and chives off the car tyres ... must have been a hidden dip.
5:39 AM · Aug 8, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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Dr Norman Trousers
@DrNormanT
Out for a nice drive and just went past a sign saying “hidden dip”.
Was NOT expecting to drive through a massive puddle of guacamole.
11:44 AM · Apr 16, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Tempus Fugit 💙
@ArjayJee
Never ignore road signs, it’s not worth it. I ignored a sign warning of a hidden dip and crashed into a stealth lorry carrying guacamole.
6:49 PM · Mar 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Barney’s helper
@groberts2002
Replying to @taylertoons
And ´Hidden dip’ signs make me think of guacamole in the long grass.
4:14 PM · Oct 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Neil Stewart
@jnmstewart
Once again struck by the number of “hidden dip” signs on the road between the East Neuk of Fife and Kirkcaldy.
Still haven’t found that well stashed tub of houmous. Even guacamole would be acceptable…
10:04 AM · Jan 3, 2020 from Edinburgh, Scotland·Twitter for Android

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martin bearne
@BearneMartin
I Was driving and there was a sign in the side of the road saying “hidden dip” I later found some salsa in a bush
3:09 PM · Aug 17, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Andy Swan
@A_Swan18
Just seen a sign that said “Hidden Dip!” I hope when I find it, its Garlic Mayo!
1:43 AM · Nov 17, 2020·Twitter for Android

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DevonDad
@Hutch_and_Sons
Replying to @cervelo_nick and @MooseAllain
There is a road just north of Exeter with a ‘Hidden Dip’ sign, and I always expect to see a covert pot of Guacamole or camouflaged Tzatziki come out of the bushes.
2:40 AM · Mar 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Anthony Walker
@nth_walker
Just had my car written off after I drove into a ton of salsa. Hidden dip.
6:07 AM · May 15, 2021·Twitter for Android

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Dame VictoriaG Esq (MPhil (failed))
@ancientnmodern
I was driving along merrily today when I saw a sign that said “Hidden Dip”. To cut a long story short, I’m just hosing guacamole off my wheel arch.
3:04 PM · Jun 23, 2021·Twitter for iPad

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Helen Highwater
@Thumberprints
Replying to @fesshole
Did you expect salsa on the road when you saw a hidden dip sign too?
3:30 PM · Apr 1, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/spyalien August 23, 2022
Just drove past a road sign that read : beware hidden dip !
I thought to myself I hope it’s garlic

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Thursday, August 25, 2022 • Permalink