A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 25, 2019
“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead”

"My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead” is a jocular weekend saying that has been printed on many images. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead!” was posted on Twitter by beth carabine on September 15, 2013. “Rottenecards - My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead” was posted on Twitter by Lamar Henderson on November 19, 2013.

The word “pokes” is often removed from the saying. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough every day so that no one thinks I’m dead” was posted on Twitter by Bigtimeyankeezfan on April 11, 2014. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead” was posted on Twitter by Jim O’Hara on July 26, 2014. “My goal this weekend is to move just enough that nobody thinks i am dead” was posted on Twitter by W on November 7, 2014. 


Twitter
beth carabine
@BethCarabine
My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead!
12:46 PM - 15 Sep 2013

Twitter
Beverly Armstead
@geminigrl620
Rottenecards - My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead.
9:05 AM - 15 Nov 2013

Twitter
Lamar Henderson
@lmrhndrsn
Rottenecards - My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I’m dead. http://www.rottenecards.com/card/313891/my-goal-this-weekend-is-to-mov
12:54 PM - 19 Nov 2013

Twitter
Bigtimeyankeezfan
@bruinsAndyanks
My goal this weekend is to move just enough every day so that no one thinks I’m dead.
10:45 PM - 11 Apr 2014

Twitter
Jim O’Hara
@oharaj
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead.
7:29 AM - 26 Jul 2014

Twitter
W
@WWarped
My goal this weekend is to move just enough that nobody thinks i am dead.
12:37 PM - 7 Nov 2014

Twitter
HellaShade
@ElafeAlhaj
My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so no one thinks I’m dead.
5:29 PM - 23 Dec 2014

Twitter
Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one thinks I’m dead.
8:13 PM - 10 Jan 2015

20 July 2017, Western Advocate (Bathurst, NSW), pg. 21:
Until next time readers, here’s my weekend plan - “My goal this weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead”

Facebook
I-ON
December 1, 2017 ·
My goal this weekend is to move...just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. #weekend #Saturday #funtime

Thought Catalog
231 Funny Sayings That Are Guaranteed To Make Your Day A Little Better
Jerome London
Updated September 12, 2018
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154. My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

Twitter
Jenny P Demurger
@pandoraskids
My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. Anonymous quote
http://bit.ly/2swrSjP
8:42 PM - 23 Mar 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, March 25, 2019 • Permalink