A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill as long as you don’t lose the cow” (11/28)
Big Apple (Broadway, in columns by Walter Winchell and O. O. McIntyre, 1927-1928) (11/27)
“It’s almost time to switch from your everyday anxiety to your fancy Christmas anxiety” (11/27)
“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety” (11/27)
Big Apple (Broadway, in columns by Walter Winchell and O. O. McIntyre) (11/27)
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Entry from November 01, 2020
“My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start but I made it!”

People sometimes are asked to “clear the table,” but this doesn’t mean to jump clear over it. A joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 1, 2020:

“My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start but I made it!”


Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/BackwardsMannn November 1, 2020
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it!

Twitter
Timothy Imholt
@TimothyImholt
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
8:00 PM · Nov 1, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
RuneJokes
@RuneJokes
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it!
12:50 AM · Nov 2, 2020

Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table…
I had to get a running start but I made it!
2:08 AM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jokes UK
@jokesuk
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table…
I had to get a running start but I made it!
2:17 AM · Nov 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, November 01, 2020 • Permalink