A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 29, 2020
“My wife volunteers as a school crossing guard. I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking”

A school crossing guard protects children from traffic. The crossing guard is not involved in “human trafficking,” but there are jokes.

“Just found out what ‘human trafficking’ means. Guess I should stop saying it to that elementary school crossing guard” was posted on Twitter by john freiler on September 18, 2009. “If your wife is a school crossing guard, you’re missing a huge opportunity if you don’t tell people she’s into human trafficking” was posted on Twitter by eric on December 27, 2013. “My wife volunteers as a school crossing guard. I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on February 29, 2019.


Cartoon Stock
“I find it’s better to tell people you’re a crossing guard than say you’re involved in human trafficking.”
Artist: Lambert, Larry
Search ID: llan2650
High Res:1669x1800 (unwatermarked)
Tags: crossing guard, crossing guards, lollipop man, lollipop men, school crossing, school crossings, job description, job descriptions, job title, job titles, human trafficking, human trafficker, human traffickers, stop sign, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, crimes

Twitter
john freiler
@johnfreiler
Just found out what “human trafficking” means. Guess I should stop saying it to that elementary school crossing guard.
1:02 AM · Sep 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Plink
@Subcommando
Is doing the job of a crossing guard considered human trafficking?
10:35 PM · Nov 16, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
matty
@ohhmatty
My friend told me today she though human trafficking was another name for a crossing guard. #Retard
3:14 AM · Jul 19, 2011·Mobile Web

Twitter
Babette Jones aka Audrey Action
@BabetteJones
Today is Human Trafficking Awareness Day, take a crossing guard to lunch
2:54 PM · Jan 11, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
eric
@ericsshadow
If your wife is a school crossing guard, you’re missing a huge opportunity if you don’t tell people she’s into human trafficking.
10:29 AM · Dec 27, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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3. Allen: “I say you’re here, you’re queer, let’s sue.” Marcus: “Thank you Harvey Sour Milk.” Client: “Do you think they can win?” Allen: “Win? I once prosecuted a school crossing guard for human trafficking. Of course we can win.” (Tonya Papanikolas)

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/tonydelite January 12, 2015
If I were a crossing guard, I would literally be involved in human trafficking.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/SailorMoon_J February 1, 2018
Just called the police on the schools crossing guard
for human trafficking

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/StigmaticGlitch September 30, 2019
I heard that my old crossing guard was arrested a few days ago…
Apparently she’s serving jail time for human trafficking.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto February 29, 2020
My wife volunteers as a school crossing guard.
I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Saturday, February 29, 2020 • Permalink