A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 24, 2017
“Never trust atoms. They make up everything” (science joke)

"Never trust atoms. They make up everything’ is a science pun that has been printed on many images. A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 26, 2012:

Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.



Wikipedia: Atom
An atom is the smallest constituent unit of ordinary matter that has the properties of a chemical element. Every solid, liquid, gas, and plasma is composed of neutral or ionized atoms. Atoms are very small; typical sizes are around 100 picometers (a ten-billionth of a meter, in the short scale).

Atoms are small enough that attempting to predict their behavior using classical physics – as if they were billiard balls, for example – gives noticeably incorrect predictions due to quantum effects. Through the development of physics, atomic models have incorporated quantum principles to better explain and predict the behavior.

Reddit—Jokes
Why can’t you trust atoms?
submitted December 26, 2012 by wihafizz
Because they make up everything.

Twitter
DailyJokes‏
@DailyJokes9
Why can’t you trust atoms?: Because they make up everything.  submitted by wihafizz [link] [1 comment] http://adf.ly/GWjlU
6:22 PM - 26 Dec 2012

Twitter
Chemistry Jokes‏
@humorium
Why cant you trust atoms? Because they make up everything
8:44 PM - 26 Dec 2012

Google Books
Vocabulary for the New Science Standards
By Robert J. Marzano and Katie Rogers
Bloomington, IN: Solution Tree Press
2012
Pg. ?:
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

Reddit—ShittyAskScience
Can I trust atoms knowing that they make up everything? (self.shittyaskscience)
submitted January 3, 2013 by [deleted]

8 January 2013, Dominion Post (Wellington, New Zealand), pg. A7:
@BenHealey
Seen on Cuba St pavement: “Never trust atoms - they make up everything”.

Facebook
Whatso Funny?
January 10, 2013 ·
NEVER TRUST AN ATOM. THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING.

Reddit—Jokes
Never trust an atom.
submitted August 28, 2013 by julio1219
They make up everything.

Google Books
Title Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything: Science Humor Notebook/Journal with 110 Lined Pages (8. 5 X 11)
Author My Journal
Publisher CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2017
ISBN 1542437253, 9781542437257
Length 112 pages

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