A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“If caught sleeping, slowly raise your head from your desk and say, ‘In Jesus name, Amen‘“ (3/25)
“Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you’re not swimming in a puddle” (3/25)
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday” (3/25)
“I swear it was Friday like 2 seconds ago” (3/25)
“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead” (3/25)
More new entries...

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Entry from December 27, 2017
“Not bragging but I made six figures last year. At the toy factory”

To “make six figures” is to earn at least $100,000—unless one is, literally making six figures. “If you can say ‘I made six figures last year,’ you either have a well paying job or you’re the worst employee at a toy factory” was posted on Twitter by Brad Williams on December 12, 2015.

“Not bragging but I made six figures last year...so they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on December 15, 2017.


Twitter
Brad Williams‏
@funnybrad
If you can say “I made six figures last year,” you either have a well paying job or you’re the worst employee at a toy factory
10:06 AM - 12 Dec 2015

Twitter
Derek Dalmedo‏
@llanitoDalmedo
If you can say “I made six figures last year,” you either have a well paying job or you’re the worst employee at a toy factory
2:08 PM - 14 Dec 2015

17 December 2015, The Herald (Glasgow, Scotland) “GO Figure” by Ken Smith:
THE office Christmas parties continue, and a reader hears a drunken blow-hard in a Glasgow pub trying to impress a young woman with: “I made six figures last year.”

But she merely replied: “What? Are you a really slow worker in a toy factory?”

Twitter
UnRoooooOOOOOooooooolie‏
@unrooolie
Daaaamn!! I made six figures last year!!!
Well that’s cause I work at a toy factory and I suck at my job
5:57 PM - 21 Feb 2016

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Not bragging but I made six figures last year… (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 15, 2017 by UriahPeabody
....so they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory.

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@Dadsaysjokes
Not bragging but I made six figures last year…
... So they named me the years worst employee at the Toy Factory
5:03 AM - 21 Dec 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, December 27, 2017 • Permalink