A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from October 01, 2018
“Watermelons are more than 90% water. To be safe, I’m never eating a kumquat again”

Watermelons are mostly water. Kumquats are mostly...?

“Just found out that watermelons are 92% water. On an unrelated note, I’m never eating a kumquat again...” was posted on Twitter by JohnnyKnuckles on October 5, 2017. “I just explained to my socially conservative friend that watermelons are more than 90% water. He said, ‘I’m never eating a kumquat again’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 24, 2018. “Just found out that watermelons are more than 90% water. To be safe, I’m never eating a kumquat again” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 1, 2018.


Twitter
JohnnyKnuckles
@TheJohnnyKnux
Just found out that watermelons are 92% water.
On an unrelated note, I’m never eating a kumquat again…
5:41 PM - 5 Oct 2017

Twitter
Anthony Garvone
@AnthonyGarvone
Scientist say watermelons are 92% water.
In another related circumstance, I am never going to eat a kumquat again
2:40 PM - 6 Oct 2017

Reddit—Jokes
I just explained to my socially conservative friend that watermelons are more than 90% water.
submitted September 24, 2018 by porichoygupto
He said, “I’m never eating a kumquat again.”

Reddit—3amjokes
Just found out that watermelons are more than 90% water. self.3amjokes
Submitted October 1, 2018 by porichoygupto
To be safe, I’m never eating a kumquat again.

Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
Just found out that watermelons are more than 90% water.... To be safe, I’m never eating a kumquat again.
7:41 AM - 1 Oct 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, October 01, 2018 • Permalink