A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 28, 2021
“What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?"/"Look, no hands!”

A clock riddle is:

Q: What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A: Look, no hands!


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009.

“What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?"/"Look, grandpa! No hands!” is a similar joke.


Twitter
Marthin Fort
@marthinfort
Hahaha! RT @astridcallista: #joketuesday “Q: What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?A: Look, No hands!”
4:01 AM · Jun 16, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
JJasso
@juanjjasso
Joke:
Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!
12:31 AM · Sep 4, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Gabby
@gabbychil
Replying to @kelliepickler
@kelliepickler What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? Look, No hands!
11:57 PM · Nov 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Chandler S
@Well_ISay
“What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?” “Look ma, NO HANDS!” Lmao
8:26 PM · Nov 22, 2010·twidroyd (original)

Facebook
Daily Jokes
May 5, 2015 at 12:39 PM ·
Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!

Twitter
Nate
@nathansmith7713
What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
Look! No hands!
What did the analog clock say in response?
Bad tock tock.
@DoublequillMLP
8:24 AM · Apr 14, 2021·TW Blue

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/nyc30241 May 28, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
Look, no hands!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Friday, May 28, 2021 • Permalink