A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 03, 2018
“What did the sandwich say to the doorman?"/"Please lettuce in.”

A sandwich riddle was posted on Reddit—Badjokes on September 12, 2017:

Q: What did the sandwich say to the doorman?
A: “Please lettuce in.”


“Lettuce” sounds like “let us.”


Reddit—Badjokes
What did the sandwich say to the doorman? (self.badjokes)
submitted September 12, 2017 by angrymonkey
“Lettuce in.”
The sandwich had lettuce on it, I forgot to explain.

Twitter
Prince
@RafzEscobar
What did the sandwich say to the doorman?
....
Lettuce in πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯—πŸ₯—πŸ₯—
6:30 PM - 21 Jan 2018

Twitter
Aqilomundo
@bugsbunny_aqil
What did the sandwich say to the doorman?
Lettuce in
3:30 AM - 22 Jan 2018

Twitter
Steve.
@SteveMonk_
What did the sandwich say to the doorman.. β€œlettuce in..”
4:30 PM - 22 Jan 2018

Twitter
πŸ˜‰
@frankfallon41
Q What did the sandwich say to the doorman
A lettuce in
3:58 PM - 2 Feb 2018 from South Dublin, Ireland

Twitter
ShitJokes
@ShitJokes3
What did the sandwich say to the doorman?
Please lettuce in #jokes #lol #TheBachelor #LHHMIA
11:40 PM - 12 Feb 2018

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