A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from October 31, 2020
“What do you call a calculator that works instantly?"/"Calcunow.”

"Calculator” is not “calcu-later,” but some people have joked that they want a “calcunow.”

“A CalcuNow instead of a CalcuLater then?” was posted on Twitter by each1teach1 on January 29, 2010. “If a calculator gives answers instantly, why isn’t it called a calcunow?” was posted on Twitter by Punster on June 29, 2018. “What do you call a calculator that works instantly? Calcunow” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokeson October 31, 2020.


Wikipedia: Calculator
An electronic calculator is typically a portable electronic device used to perform calculations, ranging from basic arithmetic to complex mathematics.

Twitter
each1teach1
@each1teach1
Replying to @sexyexecutive
@sexyexecutive A CalcuNow instead of a CalcuLater then?
5:00 AM · Jan 29, 2010·Silver Bird

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Mary Juice Tho.
@EhhJUICE
I dont wonna calculator. i wonna calcuNOW lmfaoooo
4:47 PM · Nov 19, 2010·Mobile Web

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Linda Buenfil
@Linda_Buenfil
Calculator?....Why not calcunow?
1:03 PM · Apr 10, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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olivia
@echolivia
Calculator? why not calcunow? https://p.twimg.com/AxATBhVCQAAh6PR.png
9:58 PM · Jul 4, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
ボーイ
@Neggroll
Use ure calculator ...
I don’t want to calcuLATER. i Want to calcuNOW
#Dumbass @ZiadAbdelfattah
2:37 PM · Nov 10, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Ryan Merman
@wildflowerryan
“CalcuNOW calculater”
No. CalcuNEVER, Keyes.
9:32 AM · Apr 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Cammie Patterson
@cammiepattt
kid in math: “Why calculater when you can calcunow?” #why
4:23 PM · May 19, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Mrs. E Teaches Math
@MrsETeachesMath
I started calling it a calcunow when my students ask for a calculator.  They think I’m crazy wink
4:18 PM · Mar 16, 2018·erased13708575

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Punster
@nomadic_guy
If a calculator gives answers instantly, why isn’t it called a calcunow? #Koshan
6:17 AM · Jun 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/thespunkmunky October 31, 2020
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
Calcunow

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Saturday, October 31, 2020 • Permalink