A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 18, 2020
“What do you call a drunk blonde?"/"A taxi.”

"What do you call a drunk...?” appears to be the start of a joke. However, the answer is an anti-joke. The person is too drunk to get home, so you call a taxi or a Lyft (car service) or an Uber (car service).

“What do you call a drunk girl you’ve just shagged? A taxi” was posted on Twitter by A¢AB Rocky on May 4, 2012. “What do you call a drunk blonde? A taxi” was posted on Twitter by Shank Lofty on October 21, 2012.

“What do you call a drunk black guy at the bar? an Uber” was posted on Reddit—AntiJokes on February 14, 2017. “What do you call a drunk person trying to unlock their car? An uber please” was posted on Twitter on July 18, 2020.

“What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 1, 2019.


Twitter
A¢AB Rocky
@ewanshearer
What do you call a drunk girl you’ve just shagged?
A taxi.
5:28 AM · May 4, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Shank Lofty
@ShankLofty
What do you call a drunk blonde? A taxi. #TopBloke101 #NotTakingAdvantage #ProbablyWouldn’tAcually
7:22 PM · Oct 21, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Francesca Meek
@VivaLaFrankee
What do you call a drunk blonde? A taxi.
2:54 AM · Oct 23, 2012·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Huge Jackpot King
@hugejackpot
From AntiJokeBook: What do you call a drunk black man on the side of the road?
A taxi.
6:01 PM · Feb 15, 2013·IFTTT

Twitter
Anti Joke Seal
@AntiJokeSeal
What do you call a drunk Asian man?
A taxi, because it is unsafe to drive when you are drunk.
6:31 PM · May 17, 2013·Buffer

Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/Crooked_Cricket February 14, 2017
What do you call a drunk black guy at the bar?
an Uber

Twitter
Pirate World
@RaverBaba
What do you call a drunk black guy at the bar? :
an Uber
submitted by /u/Crooked_Cricket[link] [comments] #funny #jokes #humor #oneliner
2:48 PM · Feb 14, 2017·IFTTT

Twitter
milky
@markcukier
What do you call a drunk woman? An uber so she can get home safely #respectwomen2017
9:41 PM · Sep 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jarred
@Fugleberg420
What do you call a drunk woman?  You Call her an uber and tell her to get home safe.
10:13 PM · Sep 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Orgrimarcus September 1, 2019
What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?
A lyft. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.

Twitter
Dustan Miller
@DustanMiller
What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?
An Uber, be a good person.
1:34 AM · Sep 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Sickipedia
What do you call a drunk girl with jizz in her hair?
A taxi
Joke by MoneyBadger in Sex and Shit - Pulling ·June 10, 2020

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Po1sonator July 18, 2020
What do you call a drunk person trying to unlock their car?
An uber please.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Saturday, July 18, 2020 • Permalink