A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 08, 2018
“What does a cow ride when his car is broken?"/"A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.”

A cow riddle has been cited in print since at least 2007:

Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: A COW-askai MOO-torcycle.


The Kawasaki motorcycle pun has been cited in print since at least 2007.


Wikipedia: Kawasaki Heavy Industries Motorcycle & Engine Company
Kawasaki Heavy Industries Motorcycle & Engine Company (川崎重工業モーターサイクル&エンジンカンパニー) is a division of Kawasaki Heavy Industries that produces motorcycles, ATVs, utility vehicles, jet ski personal watercraft, and general-purpose gasoline engines. Before the 2011 fiscal year it was called Consumer Products & Machinery. Its slogan is “Let the good times roll!”.

Scouting.org (October 2007)
Pg. 8, col. 1:
Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: A COW-askai MOO-torcycle.

Twitter
Bollywood Sargam‏
@bollywoodsargam
Cow jokes - 3206 Joke: What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle! .... http://tinyurl.com/kwgcu4
1:28 PM - 15 Jun 2009

Google Groups: The Grif.net
06/28/10 Grif.Net - Cow Q&A
Dr. Bob
6/28/10
(...)
Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: a COW-askai MOO-torcycle.

Laughting Joke
Funny Cow Jokes
Sunday, October 3, 2010 8:22 AM Posted by Games 4 IPhone
(...)
Cow Joke 84
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Google Books
Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes:
An Untamed Collection of the World’s Best Animal Jokes

By David McLaughlan
Uhrichsville, OH: Barbour Publishing, Inc.
2012
Pg. ?:
Q: What does a cow ride when its car is broken?
A: A Cow-asaki moo-torcycle.

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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@LuckyScoreNet
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A
COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
#Joke from #CowJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
11:40 AM - 9 Feb 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Thursday, February 08, 2018 • Permalink