A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 14, 2017
“What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?"/"Five Guys.”

A cannibal and also a restaurant riddle is:

Q: What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?
A: Five Guys.


There have been many jokes on the “Five Guys” name. “Um, we didn’t literally eat five guys. we gotta burger & fries from Five Guys. we were hungry, but not cannibal hungry” was posted on Twitter on March 6, 2008. “Five Guys for dinner. Mmmmm ... @skremer replies: ‘That’s what the Cannibal said!’” was posted on Twitter on March 12, 2009.

“What’s a cannibal’s favorite burger place...five guys...get it? because cannibals eat people” was posted on Twitter on April 5, 2016. “A cannibal’s favorite restaurant is 5 Guys” was posted on Twitter on October 18, 2016.


Wikipedia: Five Guys
Five Guys Burgers and Fries is an American fast casual restaurant chain focused on hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries, and headquartered in Lorton, Virginia, an unincorporated part of Fairfax County. The first Five Guys restaurant opened in 1986 in Arlington County, Virginia, and by 2001, the chain had expanded to five locations throughout the Washington, D.C. metro area.

Twitter
natepenny‏
@natepenny
um, we didn’t literally eat five guys. we gotta burger & fries from Five Guys. we were hungry, but not cannibal hungry.
11:43 AM - 6 Mar 2008

Twitter
Andrew Keys‏
@AndrewKeys
OMFG @pobenschain is a CANNIBAL. He’s gonna eat 5 GUYS for DINNER. RUN for the HILLZ
7:03 PM - 28 Jan 2009

Twitter
Steve Kremer‏
@skremer
ReTweet @bethderringer Five Guys for dinner. Mmmmm ... @skremer replies: “That’s what the Cannibal said! ☺
6:49 PM - 12 Mar 2009

Twitter
annie ✨‏
@ohemgitsannie
“we ate five guys. yeah we’re cannibals.”
9:02 PM - 20 Dec 2011

Twitter
tesla adrianne‏
@tesladrianne
what’s a cannibal’s favorite burger place
five guys
get it? because cannibals eat people
3:41 PM - 5 Apr 2016

Twitter
Budd Diaz 💠‏
@buddanthonydiaz
A cannibal’s favorite restaurant is 5 Guys.
4:24 PM - 18 Oct 2016

Reddit—Jokes
What is a cannibals favorite restaurant?
submitted May 14, 2017 by turbogoon
Five Guys

Twitter
Lame Jokes‏
@lamejokes_net
What is a cannibals favorite restaurant? http://ift.tt/2pMjtVL
Five Guys
#jokes
1:53 PM - 14 May 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Sunday, May 14, 2017 • Permalink