A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 11, 2020
“What’s a thousand times better than Instagram?"/"Instakilogram.”

Instagram is an American photo and video-sharing social networking service owned by Facebook. “Announcing the newest social photo app: Instakilogram. Literally a thousand times better than instagram” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Greg Stewart on May 30, 2012. “Gonna make an app called instakilogram. Gonna be 10xE-3 times better than instagram” was posted on Twitter by Scott Holter on June 17, 2012.

“What’s a thousand times better than Instagram? Instakilogram” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 10, 2020.


Wikipedia: Instagram
Instagram (also known informally as IG or Insta) is an American photo and video-sharing social networking service owned by Facebook, Inc. It was created by Kevin Systrom and Mike Krieger, and launched in October 2010 exclusively on iOS. A version for Android devices was released a year and half later, in April 2012, followed by a feature-limited website interface in November 2012, a Fire OS app on June 15, 2014 and an app for Windows 10 tablets and computers in October 2016. The app allows users to upload photos and videos to the service, which can be edited with various filters, and organized with tags and location information. An account’s posts can be shared publicly or with pre-approved followers.

Twitter
Greg Stewart
@jdgstewart
Announcing the newest social photo app: Instakilogram. Literally a thousand times better than instagram.
4:07 PM · May 30, 2012·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Scott Holter
@ScottHolter69
Gonna make an app called instakilogram. Gonna be 10xE-3 times better than instagram.
10:58 PM · Jun 17, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Ignatius Mario F.
@ignatius_mario
1000x RT @buguse: instakilogram, 100x better than instagram
9:58 AM · Aug 8, 2012·TweetDeck

Twitter
Anna Shin
@Ashin716
“What’s a thousand times better than Instagram, instakilogram” - @dallice98
10:03 AM · Mar 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bob 🧢
@Moyer_B
Have you guys heard of that new app Instakilogram? I heard it’s 1000 times better than Instagram LOL
8:03 PM · Apr 21, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Joe
@RealAverage_Joe
I’m going to start a new photo sharing app that’s gonna be a thousand times better than Instagram instakilogram#dumbtweet
3:15 PM · Jun 25, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
⚛️Rudy DM⚛️
@Spectracular
They should launch Instakilogram. It would be 1000 times better than #Instagram.
7:31 PM · Aug 8, 2013·TweetDeck

Twitter
Gary 🎄
@SuperBiasedMan
I’m gonna start a new social media site that’ll be a thousand times better than Instagram. I call it:
InstaKilogram
8:13 AM · Oct 13, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Jeet Sheth
@jeetsheth
Personally I think Instakilogram is a thousand times better than Instagram.
7:06 PM · Apr 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/MolecularPotato January 10, 2010
What’s a thousand times better than Instagram?
Instakilogram.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Saturday, January 11, 2020 • Permalink