A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Coffee makes me a better person” (10/19)
Entry in progress—BP (10/19)
Entry in progress—BP (10/19)
Entry in progress—BP (10/19)
“I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living” (10/19)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from September 04, 2021
“What’s the past tense of Swiss cheese?"/"Swass Cheese.”

"As my boi @SMii7Y put it, is the past tense of Swiss cheese swass cheese?” was posted on Twitter by Nicholas Gasson on November 20, 2018. “Is the past tense of swiss cheese, swass cheese?” was posted on Twitter by Ravix Aryss later on November 20, 2021. “What’s the past tense of Swiss cheese? Swass Cheese...” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on September 4, 2021.

The joke reads “Swiss” as “is” and “Swass” as “was.” “Swiss cheese is from Switzerland, Swass cheese is from Swaziland” is a different take on “Swass cheese” that was posted on Twitter by “the wart” on March 9, 2018.


Wikipedia: Swiss cheese (North America)
Swiss cheese is any variety of cheese that resembles Emmental cheese, a yellow, medium-hard cheese that originated in the area around Emmental, Switzerland. It is classified as a Swiss-type or Alpine cheese. Some types of Swiss cheese have a distinctive appearance, as the blocks or rounds of the cheese are riddled with holes known as “eyes”

Twitter
Danjack
@Dan_Coleman
If Swiss cheese didn’t have holes, would it be called swass cheese?
8:10 PM · Oct 1, 2011·Twitter for Android

Twitter
the wart
@lyallwart
Swiss cheese is from Switzerland, Swass cheese is from Swaziland.
6:04 PM · Mar 9, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Nicholas Gasson
@NicholasGasson
As my boi @SMii7Y put it, is the past tense of Swiss cheese swass cheese? This is the quality of joke that makes me cry laughing now. Validated by
@danielle_olding.
4:16 PM · Nov 20, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Ravix Aryss
@Ravix_Aryss
Is the past tense of swiss cheese, swass cheese?
4:34 PM · Nov 20, 2018·TweetDeck

Twitter
c0rey
@typicaldrainer
the past tense of swiss cheese is swass cheese
9:18 PM · Nov 20, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Nancy
@andrew_zukowski
“Wait is the past tense of swiss cheese, swoss cheese?”
-Smitty
3:24 AM · Nov 22, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
em
@jmvujk
is the past tense of swiss cheese swass cheese? — no shay, swiss is an object not an ACTION. i threw smarts at you https://curiouscat.me/groovybenjey/post/953292748?t=1565397866
8:44 PM · Aug 9, 2019·Curious Cat

Twitter
SlakeAgain
@SlakeDraws
Is the past tense of swiss cheese swissed cheese or swiss cheesed?
Or swissed cheesed?
11:15 PM · Sep 10, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Krii7y Quotes
@Krii7yQuotes
Is the past tense of swiss cheese “swass“ cheese?
- Smii7y
12:13 PM · Aug 12, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/SprialOut September 4, 2021
What’s the past tense of Swiss cheese?
Swass Cheese…

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, September 04, 2021 • Permalink