A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 05, 2017
“Why do pickles wear glasses?"/"They’re legally brined.”

"Blind” becomes “brined” to someone who replaces “L” sounds with “R” sounds. A pickle riddle is:

Q: Why do pickles wear glasses?
A: They’re legally brined.


The joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 6, 2017.


Twitter
Sizzle Dazzleman‏
@SizzleDazzleman
Did you hear about the Korean judge who accidentally fell into a barrel of pickles? He was legally brined.
6:51 PM - 15 Dec 2010

Reddit—3amjokes
Why do pickles wear glasses? self.3amjokes
Submitted October 6, 2017 by keyman7
They’re legally brined.
COMMENTS
agent_of_entropy
“Why do pickres well grasses?”

Twitter
3AM‏
@3AM_Jokes
Why do pickles wear glasses?... They’re legally brined.
9:49 AM - 6 Oct 2017

Twitter
LOL Tweets™‏
@lolmgco
Why do pickles wear glasses?
They’re legally brined.
10:57 AM - 6 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, October 05, 2017 • Permalink