A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 06, 2017
“Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?"/"Because they can only use OneNote!”

Microsoft OneNote is a digital note-taking app. A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 6, 2017:

Q: Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?
A: Because they can only use OneNote!



Wikipedia: Microsfot OneNote
Microsoft OneNote is a computer program for free-form information gathering and multi-user collaboration. It gathers users’ notes (handwritten or typed), drawings, screen clippings and audio commentaries. Notes can be shared with other OneNote users over the Internet or a network. OneNote is available as a part of Microsoft Office and Windows 10. It is also available as a free standalone application for Windows, macOS, Windows RT, Windows Phone, iOS and Android.[5] A web-based version of OneNote is provided as part of OneDrive or Office Online; this version enables users to edit notes via a web browser.

Reddit—Jokes
Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?
submitted June 6, 2017 by mdsmestad
Because they can only use OneNote!

Twitter
Living Sarcasm‏
@SarcasmLiving
Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?
Because they can only use OneNote!
9:13 AM - 6 Jun 2017

Twitter
Funny Bot‏
@lAmFunnyBot
Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?: Because they can only use OneNote!
7:02 PM - 6 Jun 2017

Twitter
Jan Schill‏
@schill_jan
Why is Microsoft so bad at writing music?
Because they can only use OneNote!
-from Reddit-
12:13 AM - 7 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film • Tuesday, June 06, 2017 • Permalink