A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 14, 2017
“Work hard, put the hours in, and the boss will have an even better car next year”

An employment joke has been printed on many images:

My boss pulled up in his new BMW.
“Nice car” I said
He replied, “Work hard, put the hours in, and I’ll have an even better one next year.”


The joke was posted on Twitter by Chris Burns on July 13, 2012.


Twitter
Chris Burns‏
@OneFunnyBastard
My boss pulled up in his new BMW.
“Nice car” I said
He replied “Work hard, put the hours in, and I’ll have an even better one next year”
3:55 PM - 13 Jul 2012

Twitter
The Whisky Whisperer‏
@samdave69
My boss got an awesome new car. He told me “If you work hard and put more hours in, I can have an even better one next year...” #FML
2:40 AM - 14 Jul 2012

29 July 2012, Sunday Sun (Newcastle-opon-Tyne, UK), “Joke of the Week,” pg. 54:
MY boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn’t help but admire it.
“Nice car,” I said as he got out.
“Well,” he said, noticing my admiring looks. “Work hard, put the hours in, and I’ll have an even better one next year.”

Google Groups: NLUG
A quote to remember…
Jack Coats
9/26/12
My boss pulled up to work today in his brand new Lincoln.

As he got out of the car, I said to him “Wow! That’s a nice car!”

He notices my admiration and says “Well, you know what? If you work hard, and put in the hours, I’ll have an even better one next year.”

Reddit—Jokes
My boss was honest with me today.
submitted March 2, 2015 by [deleted]
He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, “Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.”

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Poelking Lanes South
April 6, 2015 ·
Today’s Joke -
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, “Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.”

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Reddit—Jokes
My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied:
submitted May 14, 2017 by MrDrool
“Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Sunday, May 14, 2017 • Permalink