A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 07, 2020
“Ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late”

The term “running late” means to be behind schedule. It doesn’t mean to be actually running (jogging) at a late hour, but there are jokes.
 
“Running late, like I’m jogging at midnight” was posted on Twitter by BLACK JEW on April 13, 2012. “Sorry but ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on January 6, 2020.
   
   
Twitter
BLACK JEW
@FreeMyWoldys
Running late, like I’m jogging at midnight
7:40 AM · Apr 13, 2012·Echofon
     
Twitter
JoeBlogsUK.Me
@JoeConway2001
I was going to visit some friends after my midnight jog tonight but I’m running late.
3:40 PM · Feb 18, 2013·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Mark McGhee
@MarkAMcGhee
Replying to @critch99
@critch99 @ChopperMcGhee @MancM40 went for a jog yesterday at midnight, I was running late.
7:49 AM · Mar 27, 2013·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Fabio@2020
@Enigma424
Coming back from a round of midnight-jogging, guy says: „Wow, you’re running late.“ #languagejoke
5:50 PM · Jul 4, 2013·Tweetbot for iOS
   
Twitter
Walter Ego
@theriouthly
Me: *goes for midnight jog*
My boss: *pops out of trash can* RUNNING LATE AGAIN I SEE
7:03 PM · Sep 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Elvisbeatlesfan January 6, 2020
Sorry but ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late.
COMMENTS
nitronik_exe
don’t you mean early?
 
Twitter
Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
Sorry but ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late.
10:03 AM · Jan 6, 2020·IFTTT

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Tuesday, January 07, 2020 • Permalink


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